carefull what you bring in to Australia

[JEZ]

Heard it B4 too....ages ago!

Oooooooooooooo scary cactus!!

 

[PremierPythons]

I want a spider infested exploding cactus for Christmas Santa...

 

[Sdaji]

Of course it's true. What sort of moron doesn't know that tarantulas are strict cactustarians? Surely you don't think tarantulas can eat anything other than the insides of cacti!

It's a bit like my friend in europe who had death adders growing inside the concrete foundations of his house after some death adder seeds stuck to his shoes while on holiday, then on his return home he stepped into the concrete before it had set. Damn pesky snake seeds Some doubting Thomases won't believe that story either. People are too sceptical these days.

Anyone want to buy a bridge?

 

[Magpie]

Anyone want to buy a bridge?

Does it go anywhere interesting?

 

[Retic]

Did any of the Death Adders survive ? Did they need to be dug up and how did they survive in the interim period between hatching from the seed and being liberated ?

It's a bit like my friend in europe who had death adders growing inside the concrete foundations of his house after some death adder seeds stuck to his shoes while on holiday, then on his return home he stepped into the concrete before it had set. Damn pesky snake seeds Some doubting Thomases won't believe that story either. People are too sceptical these days.

Anyone want to buy a bridge?

 

[Sdaji]

Magpie: take your pick, I'll sell you any bridge in the world at a very reasonable price. I also have some firewood for sale, I own that tree across the road from your house. Feel free to chop it down and burn it, then send me the money.

boa: Yeah, they sure did. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it on the news. The foundations of seven more houses were infested by the adders from the original house, the adders which emerged from those houses then went on to seed several hundred buildings' concrete foundations, spread across Europe and also the foundations of three large skyscrapers in Munich. One villiage in rural Estonia had to be dulldozed and set on fire, along with all the who lived in it, because there was a small chance that they had death adder seeds stuck in their shoes. Fortunately, they crossed termites with cane toads and the hybrid was an effective biological control. This came in just in time to eliminate all the death adders from the concrete foundations and stop their further spread.

A new company has started up, specialising in Death Adder inspections for home foundations. Lifetime guarantees of Death Adder free concrete foundations are offered.

Amazing that they did so well in Europe as my Death Adder seeds won't hatch

 

[Sdaji]

-hatch

+germinate

 

[tnkkkbl]

lol ok youi guys are to clever to pull the wool over your eye's lol

Anyone want to buy a bridge?

im interested in a bridge,, how many lanes dose it have,, so i can get quotes for toll gates,,, any 1 here do toll gate quotes

 

[Sdaji]

Sorry, all my bridges come with a 'toll free' clause, except for the ones which already have toll booths, in which case the previous owners must be allowed to operate on those bridges.

 

[tnkkkbl]

Sorry, all my bridges come with a 'toll free' clause

how am i going to pay the bank back the money that i borrowed to buy the bridge,, if i cant have toll gates

 

[Samma3l]

Sorry, all my bridges come with a 'toll free' clause

how am i going to pay the bank back the money that i borrowed to buy the bridge,, if i cant have toll gates

bridge collecting isnt meant to be a money making hobby.