It intrigues me too and it's a bit annoying and unfair when (obviously) inexperienced and uneducated (i.e. in the herp sense) people give advice.
If you are so convinced mo-deville about your "nasties", try to publish it in literature, see if it gets pass the editors.
If you are so convinced mo-deville about your "nasties", try to publish it in literature, see if it gets pass the editors.