Gimme that swine !

[Kirby]

Alright, maybe im just weird. but i was speaking with some friends at work, and i don't really think i would be bothered if i had Swine Flu.

Now really, Its not a super flu... its not like the bird flu, a pig flu and a human flu magically combined into a super flu exhibiting the worst of all in a super contagious flu served in a devilish mexican fajita sneeze. its more like popcorn chicken with a boogie on it.

IF by chance a medical viral control service stood itself up at the neighbours house, and forced them to wear face masks and give them uncomfortable public showers with a mild acid wash. i would park my face right infront of the aircon-out vent.

why? why would i intentionally give my self the flu? in particular SWINE flu? the bacon sneeze the media has blown up and made into the next plague.

why? well i'll tell you why.

Because in 10 years, (well... probably more like 6 months) we will get over the whole A1N1 danger. Bert Newton will throw up a 20 to 1 worst diseases and virus's. and ill be up there with leukemia, cancer and that one that gave kids a purple rash then they died. ill get a 3 second clip of myself with a face mask, removing it and intentionally hocking up huge phlegmy coughs of swine soup over a preschool of small children, and to make it better... its grandparents day.. haha

I'll be able to tell the kids, i got sick from a pig. kinda like Uncle frank has AIDS because someone a long time ago had sex with a chimpanzee. but theres no pig sex, or '+' next to A1N1. and im sure my body, and my medical records will get over the whole flu thing, even if it did come from a pig.

so in the end, i think the media needs to fark it. the swine flu is just another way to make the mexicans look bad. because after all, there is no way the mexicans could develop a flu that makes you age slower. no, no thats just not possible.... they bred a HYBRID (yeah, just for APS) DISEASE VIRUS FLU, FROM PIG's, THROW IN THE WORD SWINE TO MAKE IT SOUND UTTERLY DISGUSTING, AND LETS MAKE IT HORRIBLY CONTAGIOUS AND TELL EVERYONE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE POSITIVE IN THE EPIDEMIC FROM MEXICO.... those dirty mexican criminals and there burrito's.

So if you have swine flu. write me a letter, sneeze on it, send it to me.... and i'll be sure to lick it when it arrives.

Happy Bacon Sneezes.

 

[Aslan]

Gold!

 

[wiz-fiz]

y don't you just slit ur wrists? alot quicker if you cut the vain.


Will

 

[franks_love]

If I read another half-ar$ed comedic diatribe on "swine flu"....
slightly better than the other mongs and the thread about the chk chk slapper I suppose?
All mongs, just that some are less retarded than others.

 

[warren63]

Colleague at work just got back from Japan and had sick kids and took them to the doctors and now the whole family is placed under 7 days quarantine with suspisicion of swine flu. Other people at work are disappointed he didnt come in to the office so they could get a week off too !!

 

[Kirby]

y don't you just slit ur wrists? alot quicker if you cut the vain.


Will

because im not 13, into heavy rock, and forum with older lonely men.

 

[snake_boy]

it all sounds like a load of crap to me. dont see why it is so bad

 

[Kirby]

If I read another half-ar$ed comedic diatribe on "swine flu"....
slightly better than the other mongs and the thread about the chk chk slapper I suppose?
All mongs, just that some are less retarded than others.

OH NOOOOO... i forgot my Chk Chk BOOM joke... damnit.

 

[Kirby]

Colleague at work just got back from Japan and had sick kids and took them to the doctors and now the whole family is placed under 7 days quarantine with suspisicion of swine flu. Other people at work are disappointed he didnt come in to the office so they could get a week off too !!

Hmmm.... i could take a holiday to the Goldcoast, and then a few weeks off... HA!

 

[kaylaismyth]

Swine Flu = Attempt to kill off Mexicans due to their crazy rage that noticeably increased this year?
Swine Flu = An attempt to get our minds off of the recession?

 

[spilota_variegata]

Swine Flu = An attempt to get our minds off of the recession?

So true - it's very obvious to me that the swine flu media is being used to distract people from the real problem we currently have in Aust.

 

[Kirby]

Oh God.... Swine flu sneezes all over recession? what next, 9/11 was to push the Govt's plans on warfare in middle east???

i think we're giving too much power to our Government with comments like that. they arent that smart.

 

[Drazzy]

Fear and Sex two things that sell really good.

I find your opinion Kirby quite a funny political stab at how the media controls the masses through fear.

 

[craig.a.c]

Seasonal Flu kills over 500,000 people worldwide every year. Swine Flu is nothing compared to it.

 

[Slateman]

Media beet up for sure. Agree.

 

[Kirby]

Seasonal Flu kills over 500,000 people worldwide every year. Swine Flu is nothing compared to it.

That's why I've created a new fashion line of winter face masks. seeing its only Autumn now and the market is aimed towards the swine flu. this seasons range has a little piggy snout on the front.

 

[ravan]

so has anyone in australia actually died from swine flu?
lol everyones probably just caught the cold, & is 'omg, i totally have the swine fluuuuuuuuu'
although, the b/f has told me to get the flu shot, because he's paranoid about it... awww he's so adorable ^_^ <3

 

[discomat]

and the battle rages on against an invisible enemy..... a ruthless killer! swine flu is totally hip now all the kids are doing it..... supermodels are getting it so they lose weight . . .

 

[Moreliaman]

I think theres been 147 cases of it in the UK.....no ones died from it.
Apparently poeple in mexico have died due to lack of medical aid (dunno how true that is)
But yeah i agree....media have totally hyped it up....just like when someone gets bitten by a snake.

 

[JasonL]

It's all just a repeat of 1976, it was going to kill the world back then too..