Just take those old records off the shelf,
I'd sooner shoot myself,
This song sounds like a horse and foal,
I think you're better eating a Subway roll.
Don't make me listen to this song,
What you did was really rong,
I felt like going to the loo,
In fact, that's a better thing to do.
I still love that ol Subway roll,
Kind of thing that feeds my hole,
Even when it grows very old,
And starts growing green and blue mould,
Won't ask for the chicken and mango,
But go for a turkey roll,
There's only one way for me to boast,
And that's to get my 12 inch on toast,
IsK you're a relic, you're over the hill,
you should update your collection, or burn it even better still,
Go buy a subway roll,
You'll find it has much more soul!