how many pets

[zoe]

eh hem...would i say that? :wink:

 

[africancichlidau]

Careful Mick, I've seen her scalpel, it's BLUNT!

 

[lutzd]

Enforcer

What are you saying there Zoe? That you are going to do the op on Mick??

Ok - it's official - Zoe is the new APS enforcer! Misbehave, and we'll sic Zoe onto you (well, the guys, anyway!) :shock: :? :lol:

 

[africancichlidau]

Good idea Dai Bach, Can I deal with the ladies ?

 

[zoe]

lol phil you'll be too soft! oops...that was clean i swear... :shock: :lol:

hey lutz do i rise to mod status now? eh? eh? eh? :wink:

 

[Guest]

Do u have testicles zo??? if no i dont see how it could disturb u....disturbs me tho!!

 

[lutzd]

Mod status

lol phil you'll be too soft! oops...that was clean i swear... :shock: :lol:

hey lutz do i rise to mod status now? eh? eh? eh? :wink:

Well, you have to prove yourself first! We'll send Africa around to inspect your first few victims, and we'll decide after that. It's not simply a matter of doing the job! There has to be a certain amount of pain inflicted in the process. That's what distinguishes the amateur from the professional!

 

[zoe]

oh lutz thats not a problem! send phil over, he can be the first victim and describe to you how painful it was. ill give him a bottle of red to give him a chance for some slight relief....you wont be disappointed i promise. phil might be tho lol :wink: :lol:

 

[Pinkie]

There has to be a certain amount of pain inflicted in the process. That's what distinguishes the amateur from the professional!

Go the rubber band method then Zo burger

 

[africancichlidau]

CRINGE!!

 

[zoe]

hmmm rubber band or blunt blade....i guess we can always vary it with each victim :twisted:

 

[sxereturn]

My dad used to live on a farm. They'd desex the bulls, and then throw the actual balls themselves to the dogs.

 

[Guest]

Yea i remember going to a lot of farms over the years as my dad is in agribusiness, they always feed the balls to the dogs, rip them apart and stuff, makes me cringe

 

[earthmother]

I'm picturing alott of fellas crossing their legs while reading this thread. I did't feel a thing. lol
Em

 

[sharnee]

I'm picturing alott of fellas crossing their legs while reading this thread. I did't feel a thing. lol
Em

I second that motion lol :lol:

 

[sharnee]

Getting back to the topic... I have 2 german shepherds, male and female, 2 male cats, 20 odd african cichlids, a diamond python-soon to be gone, and a newly aquired maculosa.

 

[dobermanmick]

My dad used to live on a farm. They'd desex the bulls, and then throw the actual balls themselves to the dogs.

yeah and they fight over the balls too! one dog ate 14 and then spewed them up all the other dogs fought over them!

 

[Bryony]

hay Zoe i bet between you and me we could take them all on, i have done the operation myself on cats b4 and so simple but you do have to know which bit s to tie and which bits to cut. I think all guy should hav at least one chopped off for 2 reasons.........
1 - they will automaticaly be nicer
2 - then we can call them one nut he he he

I'm sorry i know i'm evil :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Buy i stll luv ya

 

[instar]

:shock: cringing, legs crossed tightly, cowering under the pc table!

 

[kitty_wench]

Of my own I have 1 Diamond Python, 1 Cockatiel, 1 kitten and 1 rat (that lives away from home at the moment), the rest of the household animals include, a golden retriever, another indoor cockatiel, 8 outdoor cockateils, 2 kakariki's, a quail and a goldfish.

Our own little zoo