White Wolf
Active Member
Subject: TECH SUPPORT - INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable
programs such as Rugby; F1; Football and Golf Clubs
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
to download Tears and don't forget to install the Guilt update. If
that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry and Flowers.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband to
to default to Grumpy Silence, Happy Hour or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable
programs such as Rugby; F1; Football and Golf Clubs
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
.................................................. ..................
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
to download Tears and don't forget to install the Guilt update. If
that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry and Flowers.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband to
to default to Grumpy Silence, Happy Hour or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck, Tech Support
