Installing Husband

[TRIMACO]

The best, although when I read it out to the hubby he didn’t laugh…..

 

[Recharge]

but husband would be prone to hijacking from other programs known as mistress an affair

am not too sure if one sex has higher or lower statistics in such things
*seems* about equal *shrug*

 

[Manda1032]

Where can one purchase the "Boyfriend Entertainment package"?
My previous one falsely asked for the upgrade then it decided the "Living with Mummy and Daddy" (at 34!) downgrade wasn't over yet and the blue screen of death was seen.

 

[Recharge]

beware, not all software that sparkles is gold
I can't even get to the "interest" to run
so I haven't managed to even get the girlfriend package to download.
maybe I have systemic system errors?

 

[MrBredli]

Tell it how it really is!!


> Dear Technical Support,
>
>18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
>which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
>apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
>was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
>matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
>applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
>Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
>
>I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
>a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
>weeks.
>
>Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
>same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
>other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
>I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
>product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
>tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
>FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
>
>Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
>very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
>stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
>They then resurfaced months
>later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic
>Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
>TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files,
>and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
>
>Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
>requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
>which needs to Be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
>attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive,
>it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
>an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
>
>Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
>problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
>detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
>uninstalling itself.
>
>Help requested please !!

 

[i_LoVe_AnImAlS]

thats cool iv'e got one like that i got it in an e-mail i will find it

 

[i_LoVe_AnImAlS]

wait no i can't our puter isn't exactly working

 

[waikare]

crap lucky my other half doesnt read this forum lol

 

[RedEyeGirl]

Haha how funny very cool thx for posting!

 

[Manda1032]

Love that reply Mr Bredli Have you ever thought of finding a simpler version of Wife1.0.
There are some versions who don't carry the ShoeShop Browser or the Hairstyle Express. This version I have has Herp purchase2008, Own Job and Money 2008 and Kinky247..... still no one wants to buy it

Recharge.... you found where to download Girlfriend package? Do they have boyfriend package too????

 

[Recharge]

if I find this elusive place I'll be sure to post it right away!
it's been suggested to be found at online stores like RSVP, but I have serious doubts about that

if only I could fond some sort of copying system lol

 

[Manda1032]

It's called pirated copies, with a DVD burner. But many end up corrupted in the copy process.
I refuse to give money to a service that does nothing.... like taxes to the government really! Why should I pay for RSVP when I'm paying to email you ? They do nothing and it's the biggest crock!

 

[Recharge]

oh I SO totally agree! mind you, it's a brilliant business idea! milk the lonely and desperate! what better idea is there?? people who will throw money at you if there's a shred of hope!

could you imagine what will happen when they manage to be able to clone people? scary thought..

coding to look out for in software:~
self respect 5.2, consideration (possibly vapour ware, but it *may* be possible I think?)
fun 0.2.11.6, not scared to me silly in public 6.0, self aware 2.5 there may be further addons to consider though.

beware of trojans!
jerk, selfish, inconsiderate, spoilsport, too serious, actually, this list is too long to type out ;P

warranty periods may vary!

 

[Manda1032]

Lmao, Don't forget Baggage!

 

[Jackrabbit]

Now that I found funny.

Still thinking about the steak....