Is SANTA still alive?

[Tommo]

pmsl

 

[rodentrancher]

Oops! Some might find this a bit tasteless, but its why Santa isn't coming this year. LOL!
http://cgi.mildlyamusingarea.com/cgi-bin/maa_sjoke.cgi?10537

 

[Fuscus]

Good one Moosey

 

[BROWNS]

Classic...Santa Claus you ****,where's my *****ng bike ,i've unwrapped all this other **it and there's nothing that i like lol

 

[Dicco]

Moosey, where did the Santa Claus/lotsa presents thingo come from anyway.?

Santa Clause was a mistranslation(Damn dutch accents :wink: ) of the name of the Dutch, Saint Nicholas, who used to give present to needy children every year (at Christmas time I think :? ) a LONG time ago.

 

[rodentrancher]

Needy kids hey?? Well does that mean we shouldn't buy our kids/grandies etc any more pressies. I don't regard my kids(they are on their own these days. LOl!), as needy anymore. bugga, must listen to my Dutch friend a bit more re the St. Nicholas thing eh?? Now I feel that I should give more to the poor little buggas that don't have a home and family now.

 

[moosenoose]

I liked this one :wink: The imposter Santa who's sick of the teens picking on him :lol:

When angry young teens decided to take on this Santa head-to-head, it became advantage: Santa. The teens thought they were dealing with some sad old guy in a suit, but it was a trap! This Santa wasn't much older than they were; my first year I was 23, my last year I was 27. And I was plenty pissed-off too, packed in that uncomfortable suit, sweating, sucking in strands of my beard and sitting on a deflated cushion on a piece of plywood. Some days my ass would get really sore and I'd become one angry, young Santa.

One evening, a teeny-bopper rocker chick and her entourage came to visit. She sat on my lap while her tough-looking friends stood and watched, knowing that she was about to "shock" Santa and ready to witness the old man's reaction. Here's what went down:

SANTA: So, what would you like this year?

TEEN CHICK: Santa, I want Kurt Cobain's body.

SANTA: Well, I feel a little guilty about that ...

TEEN CHICK: Do you even know who Kurt Cobain is?

SANTA: Well yeah, I do, and I feel bad because I'm the one who gave him the gun!

TEEN CHICK: [leans away] Huh?

SANTA: That was his present!

TEEN CHICK: [long pause] Oh my god, Santa. You're sick!

Rock ON Santa! :twisted: :lol: