Is there anyone on APS I haven't had a go at yet?

[splitty]

I think I have been left out...........................

Hmmmmm stupid question huh ??? Ok here goes..................What's an intergrade ??????

 

[alexr]

Surely that's everyone by now hehehe

Not me yet... so here it goes:

An Englishman falls desperately in love with a young Irish woman. She shares his feelings but warns him that her parents will not approve as they want an Irish husband for their little girl.

Weeks pass and the Englishman is has explored all options as his desperately wants to win the approval of his girl friends parents, when in desperation he visits his GP.

His GP informs him of this new revolutionary operation (very risky of course) that will transform the Englishman into an Irishman. The operation involves removing 25% of the Englishman?s brain ? instantly turning him Irish.

The Dr warns him that there is a chance that this will end in death ? But the Englishman has little to loose, so the date is set.

Weeks later the young man comes too in the recovery room?.but before he can speak the Dr jumps in and informs him that there has been a terrible mistake, and 75% of his brain has been removed in error.

His reply ?She?ll be right thanks Mate?

 

[Jarvis78]

top joke alexr!!!!!!!!! funny <<This is your finally warning about trying to sneak around the word censor. APS_Admin>>

 

[hugsta]

RE: Is there anyoneone on APS I haven

You know, I've never quite worked out why they call it self-abuse. I find it quite enjoyable

Much more enjoyable than this thread....;-)

 

[peterescue]

I think I have been left out...........................

Hmmmmm stupid question huh ??? Ok here goes..................What's an intergrade ??????

question wasn't stupid, only the answers.

 

[alby]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

haha im new but count me in i dont really know whats going to happen but oh well

 

[Greebo]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

i dont really know whats going to happen but oh well

It's a bit like getting bitten by a hatchling python. It startles you the first time but you soon work out there is nothing to be afraid of.

 

[alexr]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

top joke alexr!!!!!!!!! funny

Thanks Jarvis78. Looks like the only one that got in trouble over it was you (sorry)

I shall try harder next time

 

[alexr]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

top joke alexr!!!!!!!!! funny

Thanks Jarvis78. Looks like the only one that got in trouble over it was you (sorry)

I shall try harder next time

 

[womas4me]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

I think your joke is racist. You are putting down aussies and irish and i want it removed as i am offended and you should be banned. Or is it only racist if it involves our indigenous peoples?

 

[alexr]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

You are putting down aussies and irish

You forgot the English (trying a little too hard to please a woman) as well as those that stutter (just check out my reply to Jarvis78.)



Please Dont ban me. You are my only friends (ps. this is not part of the "me trying to being funny" bit. )

 

[womas4me]

RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

I am only stirring alexr. I hate everyone equally, and was just having a dig to try and get people abusing each other.

You are all puppets!

 

[peterescue]

Re: RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

I think your joke is racist. You are putting down aussies and irish and i want it removed as i am offended and you should be banned. Or is it only racist if it involves our indigenous peoples?

No it s racist when it marginalises and denigrates racial groups because they are racially different.
Australians , the Irish and English are all from the same racial group. There are those that claim to be Celts and see themselves as a separate racial group but im not going there.

 

[womas4me]

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

Fair point, and i stand corrected, but you could of at least abused me somehow again. I havn't had any really creative abuse sent my way for days and i feel a bit lost.

 

[alexr]

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

I am only stirring alexr.

LMAO. And my mum always said that was my job....

 

[rodentrancher]

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Is there anyone on APS I haven

Actually, why is this thread still going?? Who gives a stuff who's been picked on by Peter R? :? I don't really care whether he's picked on me or not. :lol: