Dear DEC,
Can you please send me out my record book i returned last year and have repeatedly called you about so as you dont fine me $3300 the next time you show up at my door, if you do happen to show up at my door again can you please send an investigator that knows what a Green python and a lace monitor is to check my collection as i found that a bit pointless having to tell you what everything was, if its you that keeps opening my mail everytime i get a parcel sent from a herp supplies shop can you please stop that too and when i cross the boarder and you have the police search our car can you please ask them to do it in the shade this time.
Yours sincerely,
Farma
P.S C.Bayo i dont mean to piss on your fire but 2+3=5 buddy