My eye!!!

[feathergrass]

I was playing with my LED poi outside just messing around and my three year old darling little angel was twirling her day staff just messing around then i heard a high pitched *ar you skurby dog walk a plank!!* and she hit me in the head with her staff and the poi followed ....concussion is all i can say LOL

all i could do was laugh cry and roll on the ground in pain i am sure her sister and grandparents thought i was insane .... had two lovely black eyes though


also when my son was about 4 i was lying on the floor reading some stuff for uni and all i heard was *body slam!!!!* and then he landed on my ribs and 2 of them broke*

kids should only ever watch placid tv shows and read placid book and never play sports lol..atleast not till the are big enough to realise they can damage mum and dad

 

[Kimberlyann]

story of her life the kid's too quick to see sometimes lmao!

My daughter had to be induced at 42weeks. Still as stubborn as ever :/ lol

Jeeez! Women whining about childbirth again! :lol: Just face the facts - you're built to do it! It's part of your physical attributes, it's not unnatural or unusual

Did you not just watch above video? You dont have to deal with pushing a watermelon out any of your hole's so you have no idea, we can whing all we want for the rest of our live's until the day we dont have to do it anymore.

 

[moosenoose]

I don't think there is a part of me designed to do that But for women, there is. So no, you really shouldn't whinge...you should just grin it and bear it :lol:

It's not as bad as a kidney stone supposedly hehe

plus it can't be too bad if you keep going back to have more kids

poke poke poke, prod prod prod :twisted:

ps: I just watched the video. that bloke is a deadset nancy! :lol: He'd be so worried he'd break a nail out on the building site

 

[Nighthawk]

I don't think there is a part of me designed to do that But for women, there is. So no, you really shouldn't whinge...you should just grin it and bear it :lol:

It's not as bad as a kidney stone supposedly hehe

plus it can't be too bad if you keep going back to have more kids

poke poke poke, prod prod prod :twisted:

ps: I just watched the video. that bloke is a deadset nancy! :lol: He'd be so worried he'd break a nail out on the building site

That's just it though; it's not really whinging. What men do when they get the flu... now *that's* whinging.
I've breathed out an 8lb 11 boy (and I'm not large), with my waters unbroken until the very end (crowning twice anyone?), no drugs, nothing and at no point did I say I was dying. Most men get a sniffle and they're at death's door.
Who's a delicate flower now?

 

[PicklePants]

Ahhhh! :shock:
Oh lord picklepants, tell me it was a very young nephew and not intended?

He was 4 at the time. I told him off for something, so he snuck it out of my bag and rammed it up my nose when I tried to take it off him. He always was a sadistic child. He locked me in their cubby house when he was three because I wanted his brother to help me clean up in there.

Thankfully I never copped a cricket bat to the head from him. He got his two younger brothers and a couple of cousins.

He's 16 now and really mellow. You'd never guess he was a tiny terror.