I'm sure you've all heard this joke, and I'll modify it for the sake of not getting into a racist argument lol
There was this guy driving through the NT late one afternoon and he was driving quite casually as there was no chance in the world of him hitting anything as it was extremely desolate and barren. Anyway, after sometime he was driving along and wasn?t paying particular attention to the road in front of him when all of a sudden he slams his 4WD into two people who seemed to appear out of nowhere over a slight dip in the road. The guy was in a panic! The cops out here would lock him up for sure! After awhile the bloke settled down and thought the best thing to do was to come clean and ring the local constabulary.
After about 3 hrs, a single officer finally turned up. ?I didn?t see them officer!? the guy pleaded. The cop looked sternly at him, and then proceeded to walk over to the 4wd to the first guy he hit who was still firmly wedged in through the windscreen of the vehicle. ?Hmmmm? grunted the cop and looked back at the driver. The driver was really beginning to panic at this stage as the policeman looked at him in despair with a raised eyebrow. The cop then walked over to the other victim, some 30 metres away from the 4WD, he stopped and surveyed the surroundings and then slowly started to walk back to the driver shaking his head.
Once he got back, the policeman looked him in the eyes and said ?You know this won?t be good don?t you??, to which the driver responded ?I?m a goner aren?t I?? the cop looked surprised! ?But it?s not you?re fault!!!? the cop added! ?You?re the victim here and we?ll charge them as follows ? the first guy who?s busted your windscreen, we?ll have him for attempting a break and enter, and the second guy up the road, we?ll charge him for leaving the scene of a crime!? :wink:
So the moral is: There is always two sides to the story! :lol: