lol..........What scorps are you getting Craig? There are mainly two types in pet stores - Urodacus sp. (which they call desert scorps) and Liocheles (which they call rainforest scorps).
Both can be kept in a 6-12inch tank with peat moss (make sure you get the pure peat moss with nothing added). You need a rock in there for it to live under and I usually burrow out a little under it. Keep temps between 20-30 degrees, heating only one side of the tank with either a red lamp pointing at it, or a heat pad under one half of it. They don't need a water bowl, just put some leaf litter in the tank and mist it every day. Scorps scoop water droplets off the leaves. They have an invetabrae diet, so crickets, mealworms and woodies are the best. If the scorp doesn't eat within 2 days, remove the food item. Liocheles scorps can be kept together in a tank, but Urodacus are too territorial and will kill each other.
Most caresheets online relate to keeping overseas scorpions, ours have similar but some different requirements.
I hope this helps a little.
-Naomi