Needy people should have dogs and parrots, so that they can be mutually dependent, each of those critters can spend their lives in constant contact with their needy carer, and the feedback is mutually positive. Snakes can be relaxed around humans, but for the most part they are solitary, private creatures which need nothing more than basic food and shelter from their human carers - to force them to become a shower accessory is bizarre, to do it while the snake is in pre-slough is just plain ignorant. The thing is, most snakes will tolerste mistreatment for months before turning up their toes, and keepers like the OP think they're successful from time they see their snake eat its first meal - except the poo obsessives of course, but there's been enough written about them...
Is there a full moon or something...?
Jamie