Single herpers

[Mudimans]

Hey, how come no one wants to be my friend. It's because i'm married isn't it? Your all discriminating against me

 

[Tuatara]

learning curve!

I would intimidate him with my prowess

 

[Mudimans]

Oh my God, I had just come up with the exact same thing and was about to write it! Are we awesome or what?

I'm glad someone finally noticed, but i'm a bit more awesome because i thought of it first

 

[AMY22]

That there, is the name of our sitcom. It's perfect!
Characters? With her behavior of late, I vote Amy to be the town bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

You wish honey, keep admiring from afar, you couldn’t afford this. After all I did for you, all the fascinating information about rainbows and feathers, all my wishes of happiness and cakes filled with butterflies, and you turn against me! What have I done?!

 

[Mudimans]

Woo Hoo. At least Tuatara doesn't discriminate

 

[AMY22]

I'm glad someone finally noticed, but i'm a bit more awesome because i thought of it first

Now don’t get vain, you don’t know that I actually thought of it a while ago but didn’t write it because I was waiting to come up with more names. We can all share in the awesomeness, there’s enough to go round.

 

[Tuatara]

Woo Hoo. At least Tuatara doesn't discriminate

Feel the love

 

[Mudimans]

Sorry I'm married so i have had to learn to talk myself up

 

[AMY22]

Well I'm off to buy some blueberries guys, I'll be back soon...

 

[Tuatara]

Sorry I'm married so i have had to learn to talk myself up

Its okay I was married once!!:evil:

 

[-Matt-]

But you are... I like Dan's profile pic better though!! unless you are older than 19:lol:

Well Im happy to announce that I am older than 19

 

[DanTheMan]

I just admire Tuataras.. pretty simple really!!
So be it then Dan, but don't get too excited ,I am a 30year old educated woman..I don't think you would know what to do with me anyway

I think you are saying that because you're intimated, old timer

You wish honey, keep admiring from afar, you couldn’t afford this. After all I did for you, all the fascinating information about rainbows and feathers, all my wishes of happiness and cakes filled with butterflies, and you turn against me! What have I done?!

Couldn't afford it? I wouldn't waist my spare change on it!

 

[-Matt-]

Its okay I was married once!!:evil:

I was engaged...glad it never went any further than that!

 

[DanTheMan]

The sad thing is, everyone is replying rather fast showing that they have nothing else to occupy them on a Friday night. I'm on here with my bottle of Jim Beam.. So I'm going to chat to you all as if you're actually here at my house, k?

 

[Tuatara]

Well Im happy to announce that I am older than 19

wooohooo... let me guess 20??

 

[DanTheMan]

wooohooo... let me guess 20??

Keep going

 

[Mudimans]

I'm hiding in the study, i have the wifes sisters and their kids over. Everytime they come over i'm reminded why i don't want kids I like the idea of a rum, i went to the Big fish earlier, topless waitress night..........NICE

 

[Tuatara]

I think you are saying that because you're intimated, old timer

ha ha ha ha old timer...no honey!! you'd be flat out like a lizard drinking!!!

 

[Slateman]

I am sorry to disappoint any single girls herpers.

I am taken , old, and ugly.
Maybe in my next life.

 

[Tuatara]

Keep going

Oh is Matt old!! I am a bit of a cougar:shock: