Single herpers

[Guest]

ha ha ha I love their puppy like enthusiasm... but give me a real man with intelligence, good looks, musical talent, genuine herper that drinks red wine and isnt engaged and pretending not to be... then I will be happy

if anyone reading this has these genuine qualities.. then we can talk

Well im learning to play the triangle! thats a start isnt it?

 

[DanTheMan]

LMAO... and I am not dropping my standards, I am a good egg!! I want quality but I like playing with you puppys...tooo cute!!! I think you should post more Dan is in the wild with elapids pictures
ha ha ha I want to come watch you boys play.. be so funny

By the way Keith, I like my girls to have things where they belong, not sagging to the ground like your old self. I bet your house smells like a retirement village.

More pictures? Na, might have to wait till I meat up with my mate Jim Beam again.

Farma, still waiting for that PM

 

[Tuatara]

Ooo harsh Don't start getting an ego now Tuatara...just remember you will always be Keith here on APS.

That is fine by me.. its just APS!! I like just being keith here.. it works for me!!

Well im learning to play the triangle! thats a start isnt it?

I love ya Josh... triangle and all, you know that!!

 

[RemoverAccount]

By the way Keith, I like my girls to have things where they belong, not sagging to the ground like your old self. I bet your house smells like a retirement village.

HELLO LADIES!!!

How to sweet talk ladies 101... im taking notes Dan - do continue please

 

[Tuatara]

By the way Keith, I like my girls to have things where they belong, not sagging to the ground like your old self. I bet your house smells like a retirement village.

More pictures? Na, might have to wait till I meat up with my mate Jim Beam again.

Farma, still waiting for that PM

Nothing of mine is sagging anywhere and you know it.. and at least I have a house!!

 

[-Matt-]

Nothing of mine is sagging anywhere and you know it.. and at least I have a house!!

You know the rules....

 

[RemoverAccount]

haha its not true without pics??

 

[-Matt-]

haha its not true without pics??

You are learning fast young apprentice

 

[Tuatara]

Cheeky bums.. no one gets pics of me that easily!! as much as this thread is entertaining me.., I think I should really be doing stuff in the real world... hmmm I guess it is the weekend!!

 

[-Matt-]

Cheeky bums.. no one gets pics of me that easily!! as much as this thread is entertaining me.., I think I should really be doing stuff in the real world... hmmm I guess it is the weekend!!

I thought you had no life like the rest of us? I mean we spent all friday night and half of saturday so far on a reptile forum...pathetic or what?

 

[Tuatara]

I dont even know how to put a pic in here anyway!! I dont hang around forums much

 

[Gecko75]

I cannot be bothered reading through the last 15 pages since I was on last, so could someone sum them up in a few words for me? anyone else got a date?

 

[Tuatara]

I thought you had no life like the rest of us? I mean we spent all friday night and half of saturday so far on a reptile forum...pathetic or what?

I am a teacher.. its school holidays and I have just been burnt by someone that I really liked.. so I am escaping the real world and finding solace in a computer screen.. hopefully I snap out of it soon

 

[-Matt-]

Dont worry no one is judging you... I know we all have lives outside of this 'fun' :?. And I know the burnt thing all to well...I also have just come out of a 4 year relationship where I came very close to getting married...


Hope your time here has been enjoyable. :lol:

 

[-Matt-]

I cannot be bothered reading through the last 15 pages since I was on last, so could someone sum them up in a few words for me? anyone else got a date?

A few words? Hmm

A whole heap of crap.

 

[AMY22]

Heya all, I’m awake! Did you miss me? Judging by the 3 pages of you talking about me, that would be a yes...

 

[Mudimans]

Hello i'm home from work too. give me 5 minutes to catch up

 

[-Matt-]

Hello i'm home from work too. give me 5 minutes to catch up

I think you've missed the boat Greg....everyone seems to have bailed lol

 

[Mudimans]

Wow, so much crap Are you excited about your date tonight Matt. Remember to polish one off before you go

 

[AMY22]

I think you've missed the boat Greg....everyone seems to have bailed lol

Bailed?!?!?! But, but....