Single herpers

[RemoverAccount]

I only looked at them once to see if they were really cliché, and they were. Plus I find great humour in the dating ads in the newspaper. I would NEVER ever ever meet up with someone from one of those places! There’s something about ‘rich, handsome, romantic, all replies answered’ that just doesn’t quite add up to me...

hahaha poke poke 8)

 

[TahneeMaree]

Can play with belly flap...
****s and sarcastic comments included...
Has been known to be nice natured once every blue moon...
Does not put up with BS...

 

[RemoverAccount]

Lol why isn't he taken yet though? Maybe he's a Unich? Or maybe he's a slob?
Always makes you wonder when you see those adds lol ^_^

or maybe the poor bastard is recovering from having his heart ripped out

what else could you say - I drink too much, like to fart as loud as i can, have questionable personal hygeine, and would really like to get it on with 2 sisters... :lol:

 

[-Matt-]

Probably poorer than Farma, skinny, ratty looking hair, lazy, heavily tattooed, loves anything rude, extremely sarcastic...

Hello ladies

 

[RemoverAccount]

looking for woman to tend to my every need. Must be able to cook, clean, fetch beer and love to look after her man - oh and im a romantic and know how to treat a lady

 

[AMY22]

looking for woman to tend to my every need. Must be able to cook, clean, fetch beer and love to look after her man - oh and im a romantic and know how to treat a lady

We’d get along really well then, I’m looking for a man that can kiss my fat ***
Am I allowed to say ***?

 

[RemoverAccount]

We’d get along really well then, I’m looking for a man that can kiss my fat ***
Am I allowed to say ***?

mmm my favourite kind of ***

and yes u can say ***, but not ***, *****, *************, or ******************************* ********

 

[Jen]

I've only just started collecting so ive just got the basics so far...cows, deer, few birds, echidna, etc. But I've also got an elephants bottom jaw which I think is pretty cool

Echidna? Nice!

 

[barbed_wire_dove]

Poor, unfit, large and lazy, likes to scratch alot
come on any takers?

if only i was single... hehehe.

 

[pyrodarknessanny]

*** do skulls have to do with being single?
at any rate i just wantto meet someone who isnt a total spaze!
and not trying to be my friend just so they can get a discount at the store... moochers!

 

[Jay84]

Probably poorer than Farma, skinny, ratty looking hair, lazy, heavily tattooed, loves anything rude, extremely sarcastic...

Hello ladies

I can be rude Matty ! :lol:

 

[Bez84]

Hmm thread went from looking for singles to looking for drinking buddies to skull collecting interesting.
I have a large display of fake demonic and human skulls in my lounge room and a non public collection kept in a potato sack buried in the yard.
House full of snakes, demons and skulls, who wouldnt want to come round to hang out.

 

[Guest]

Hmm thread went from looking for singles to looking for drinking buddies to skull collecting interesting.
I have a large display of fake demonic and human skulls in my lounge room and a non public collection kept in a potato sack buried in the yard.
House full of snakes, demons and skulls, who wouldnt want to come round to hang out.

If you drink wild turkey we could be best mates!

 

[RemoverAccount]

*** trying to be my friend just so they can get a discount at the store... moochers!

what store? can you do me a deal??

 

[-Matt-]

I can be rude Matty ! :lol:

Oh Jay if only I was into men... we would be perfect! :lol:

 

[Shari]

haha ... yeah what store?

 

[waikare]

melbourne wakey wakey hands off snakey and get a coldie out of the fridge

 

[Jay84]

Seein as there aren't many Melbourne peeps u may have to settle for me Waikare !

Matty has moved too far away now

 

[Jumala]

mmmm wild turkey - now we are talkin' my language

 

[Guest]

mmmm wild turkey - now we are talkin' my language

Yay i'v found a soul mate