Stupid...........Couldn't help it

[Ginajam01]

Why is it that a Carrot is more Orange than an Orange?

If Orientals are kicked out of their Country, Do they become DisOriented?

Why do you push buttons til your fingers bleed when you know damn well the batteries in the remote are flat?

Yeah I know.........knob lol

 

[moosenoose]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

Well everyone knows you just keep rotating the batteries over & over again in the remote. They are good for a few years at least :lol:

 

[jezza]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

Well everyone knows you just keep rotating the batteries over & over again in the remote. They are good for a few years at least

lmao Moosey

 

[Ginajam01]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

And you know if you push for long enough it somehow telepathicaly gets the other person in the room to get up and change the channel, so I suppose the batteries have a little kick left in em'.

Or the flip side is when your fingers start to bleed the other person says,'Here give me a go"

 

[soulweaver]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

well if a rain coat factory floods is the stock damaged?

 

[BROWNS]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

ah yes confuscious say"nude lady standing on edge of cliff sure to get knocked off"

 

[hugsta]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

She would probably push back harder too....... :shock:

 

[BROWNS]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

pmsl

 

[Ginajam01]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

Lady who sleep in post office wake up with mail in box

 

[Ginajam01]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

Lady who fly upside down crack-up

 

[trader]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

'Secretary is not part of the office furniture until properly screwed on desk' :lol:

'Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.' :wink:

 

[snake6p]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

have you ever seen a Baby seagul ?

how long is a peice of string ?

has a frog got a water tight ar*se ?

 

[lutzd]

RE: Stupid...........Couldn

Why aren't apartments?

 

[Bombie]

words

why is abbreviated such a long word?
why is phonetically spelt phonetically?

 

[Ginajam01]

RE: words

Why is illiterate so hard to spell?

 

[angua21]

RE: words

why is a duck?
woman who sit naked on judges lap is bound to get honourable discharge.