My Beardie (named jesus) is a proper tard. Apparently he wasn't looked after very well when he was young, ( i don't think they used UV) and now his motor skills are real off, i don't think he can see to well and his long toes on his back feet are kinda fused straight.
I've had him for a year and half now and his doing great and happy, however i have to hand feed him everything.
I once took out all the furniture in the tank and put half a box of crickets in there and he still couldn't catch one. got so exhausted chasing, diving and missing them he slumped on the floor, with crickets on his mouth and head.
When i had feed him, he gets excited and lunges in the complete opposite direction. I have to quickly stuff the food in his mouth when he opens it.
Sometimes when he's on top of his log he will fling himself off it with all his might and slam hard into the ground or glass. For no reason at all. He's really clumsy as well, so often i will hear all the noise and scratching and find him hanging buy one foot from the ledge frantically trying to get back up.
Stupidest lizard of all time, hard work too. But i love him. So placid and friendly and hilarious. Attached is him in his home