Customer:- I want to buy a Turtle, do you know where I can get one?
Me:- I am sorry we don't sell Turtles only Fish, if you have a (recreational wildlife)licence you will be able to buy one from a pet shop.
Customer:- Nuh I dont have a licence, but I volunteer for parks and wildlife.......
Me:- I suggest you go on the relevant website and make certain, you might be in for a disappointment.
Customer:- Soooo, can you hook me up to some-one who can sell me a turtle? I do a lot of work for Parks and Wildlife......
Me:- Why don't you trott on down to their office and ask them for one. Have a lovely day now
I am really enjoying my red cordial right now