moosenoose
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I was at a local fete on Sunday and was subjected to a snake display to which all others shall be measured by :lol: The guys name was...ahhhh...ummm... I can't think of his name :roll: The company was something like...ummm..oops..I can't think of that either :lol: Anyway there was a couple of things that were truly unique about this talk.
The first part started when this strange bloke pulled onto the stage a bucketload of Tigersnakes and Red Belly Blacks in which he then proceeded to dive his hands into pulling out a wad of these..hic,hic, venomous creatures much to the ego boosting delight of the puller garnished with the glorifying gasps of countless women & children observing the bravery of the handler. A short time later, after everyone was mystified as to how he could handle such dangerous creatures he said "I look after these really well, and handle them regularly all the time. Under no circumstances should anyone ever attempt tho handle snakes such as these. Then this guy - the name still eludes me- asks if the general public would wish to handle some snakes and if they had a drivers license he could hold on to while they ran off with these snakes. The mind boggles to who would do such a thing :?
Whilst people were running around, licenseless and with snakes aplenty, this fellow talks about how his snakes are sex machines! That black Mambas are like handling a large Black mans....ahhhh you guessed it! Women & children present! A family fete! Boy I wish I could remember his name! :roll: :roll: :?
The first part started when this strange bloke pulled onto the stage a bucketload of Tigersnakes and Red Belly Blacks in which he then proceeded to dive his hands into pulling out a wad of these..hic,hic, venomous creatures much to the ego boosting delight of the puller garnished with the glorifying gasps of countless women & children observing the bravery of the handler. A short time later, after everyone was mystified as to how he could handle such dangerous creatures he said "I look after these really well, and handle them regularly all the time. Under no circumstances should anyone ever attempt tho handle snakes such as these. Then this guy - the name still eludes me- asks if the general public would wish to handle some snakes and if they had a drivers license he could hold on to while they ran off with these snakes. The mind boggles to who would do such a thing :?
Whilst people were running around, licenseless and with snakes aplenty, this fellow talks about how his snakes are sex machines! That black Mambas are like handling a large Black mans....ahhhh you guessed it! Women & children present! A family fete! Boy I wish I could remember his name! :roll: :roll: :?
I noticed the strangest thing though, the police gripped their batons a little harder than usual when they walked past this guy. I think I was missing something? :roll: I dunno :lol:
