newtosnakes
Well-Known Member
Shazza goes into Penrith Centrelink ..... "How many
children?" asks the Centrelink worker "10" replies Shazza.
"10???" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?" "Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the Centerlink Worker.
"Naah..." says Shazza "its great because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or
WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says Shazza... "I just use their surnames"
children?" asks the Centrelink worker "10" replies Shazza.
"10???" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?" "Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the Centerlink Worker.
"Naah..." says Shazza "its great because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or
WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says Shazza... "I just use their surnames"