To All The Single People...

[Aussie-Pride]

Has to be like full like banging hot as aye bro's

lol

 

[grannieannie]

I'm far from single, been happily married nearly 21 yrs, but I think I can still contribute to this...because if I were still single this is what I'd want. First, you have to care about yourself...your potential partner (or my potential partner)would have to be clean and tidy, accept me as I am and allow me to have my own space and interests, and try to take an interest in them. He must be his own person too, and have his own interests, he must be faithful, not a heavy drinker, not a smoker,....unless it's outside, nor be a gambler. He must be financially secure, though not rich. I don't like swearing either. He must enjoy doing things as a couple, simple things and love dogs and tolerate reptiles. And he must be a bit of a romantic. I'm very fortunate....I have all those things in my wonderful husband. Guess you could say we're soul mates....but I had to wait a long time before I found him....I was 38 and he was 55 when we met.

 

[Aussie-Pride]

Has to be like full like banging hot as aye bro's

if you had to sleep in the same bed as a smoking hot chick and a gay guy n you were in the middle who would you face? lol I'm not speaking from experience either. Just have a good think about it. lol

 

[AirCooled]

You might have to thank the gay guy somehow for getting the smoking
hot chick in your bed

 

[PythonLegs]

No club skanks. In my job I get hit on by hot women All The Time, but good lord..seeing how they act I feel like I need a shower and a course of penicillin after just checking their ID.

 

[-Katana-]

No club skanks. In my job I get hit on by hot women All The Time, but good lord..seeing how they act I feel like I need a shower and a course of penicillin after just checking their ID.

Yanno, I feel your pain, D00d!

Being the hotties I am I get hit on by menfolk on the regular.

Perleeze, Players....get yo'self some asbestos gloves cauze this package just too hot for yo nasty self!

 

[jedi_339]

if you had to sleep in the same bed as a smoking hot chick and a gay guy n you were in the middle who would you face? lol I'm not speaking from experience either. Just have a good think about it. lol

I'd be facing the ceiling all night, I would also NOT be sleeping lol

 

[PythonLegs]

Yanno, I feel your pain, D00d!

Being the hotties I am I get hit on by menfolk on the regular.

Perleeze, Players....get yo'self some asbestos gloves cauze this package just too hot for yo nasty self!

Haha this is hilarious. I like how the 'street' gives it that zip. Kudos to you on such a wonderful 'joke'. Anyway.. work security on the door of any club in the world and you'll see what I mean.

 

[-Katana-]

Haha this is hilarious. I like how the 'street' gives it that zip. Kudos to you on such a wonderful 'joke'. Anyway.. work security on the door of any club in the world and you'll see what I mean.

No thanks....I've done my time and thankfully I've outgrown the need to do the conventional club hop.:lol:

I much prefer a little wine bar with subdued lighting and smoky heartfelt blues...

or

something a whole heap more alternative and underground.

Regular clubs bore me to tears and I haven't been in one for over ten years.

 

[Tristan]

i look for someone i find physically attractive, but my priority is intellectual and personality attractiveness.

 

[waruikazi]

if you had to sleep in the same bed as a smoking hot chick and a gay guy n you were in the middle who would you face? lol I'm not speaking from experience either. Just have a good think about it. lol

I would wrap my arms around both! Yeah!

 

[pythrulz]

Someone who is a good person and doesnt hate my reptiles or me would be good

 

[Monitor_Keeper]

Well depends if he had a lil willy and she was smoking id face my train buttttt on the other hand i don't wanna get porked from behind........... see the dillema here is it's either a sword fight, trained and be trained or fap to the cieling fan

 

[Sissy]

OMG! what a great laugh thanks everyone!... sword fight teeeheehee lol... laugh so hard my sides are hurting!..

Live, love and laugh, it doesn't really hurt to be single and happy!
And if you do happen to stumble across someone that shares your passion for pets, dogs, c a t s (lol) no I'm def not the cat lady...
and of course our slithery little friends well all the better... and to think all I was really lookin' for was some new hide ideas...lol...

 

[Aussie-Pride]

Well depends if he had a lil willy and she was smoking id face my train buttttt on the other hand i don't wanna get porked from behind........... see the dillema here is it's either a sword fight, trained and be trained or fap to the cieling fan

lol basically it means your ****ed either way

 

[Bel03]

I was about to ask if you were single and how your method was going for you, but then i realised i am still single and how my method is going for me lol.

My method is working well......but then i find that it does help if the person u are trying to make something with isnt running in the opposite direction! My man is brilliant! Not overly keen on reps, but he doesnt run away screaming either!

 

[D3pro]

Drink till shes hot... always works for me

 

[PythonLegs]

No thanks....I've done my time and thankfully I've outgrown the need to do the conventional club hop.:lol:

I much prefer a little wine bar with subdued lighting and smoky heartfelt blues...

or

something a whole heap more alternative and underground.

Regular clubs bore me to tears and I haven't been in one for over ten years.

Sounds like a date...can't be undergound though, my fat guy scooter doesn't 'do' stairs.

 

[-Katana-]

Done!

I don't do too bad with the fellas for someone who's suppose to be a fat lesbian.
It be must my winning personality!:lol::evil:

 

[PythonLegs]

Done!

I don't do too bad with the fellas for someone who's suppose to be a fat lesbian.
It be must my winning personality!:lol::evil:

Oh, I love lesbians. Not the porn fake lesbians, though..the ani difranco lovin, razor avoiding, prison tat lesbians. Looove me a challenge.