Valantines day...

[angelrose]

I'll be getting a fine present off my girlfriend of many years. Her name is Mrs. Palmer, and she never fails to excite!!!!

I'll reward her with some nice expensive big brand name moisturiser.

I feel something crawling up my back.... oh my god... brb.... :? :shock: :roll:

Angel

 

[Vat69]

Pfft Valentines Day is for chumps......

And before you ask, yes I'm quite happy being single thankyou very much.

 

[Guest]

"love can be a many splendored thing
Cant deny the joy it brings
A dozen roses, diamond rings
Dreams for sale and fairy tales
It'll make you hear a syphony
And you just want the world to see
But like a drug that makes you blind,
it'll fool you every time!"

 

[instar]

But like a drug that makes you blind,
it'll fool you every time!"

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

well im effd had nuthing planned and she lives to far away to do anything on such short notice

 

[thals]

well im effd had nuthing planned and she lives to far away to do anything on such short notice

likewise... he lives 2 far away :cry:

 

[rodentrancher]

We don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Just another American thing to us. :lol: Only celebrate our Anniversary.

 

[keelow]

Ditto. only thing we do is go out for dinner, just to be alone, as we live with others.

No cards, or flowers or any of the hallmark crap.

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

hey i pulled it off anyways thank god for flowers over the net nothing big but least she will know im still thinking bout her and can sumone please tell me when rose's became more expancive then gold lol

 

[Hickson]

A colleague at work refused to celebrate Valentines day with his fiance because he was convinced it was invented "about 10 years ago by Hallmark, so they could sell more cards. It's not tradition, it's commercial!"

I got a lot of satisfaction in emailing him the whole history of Valentines Day etc. :twisted:



Hix

 

[salebrosus]

Thanks for the offer Sexslatina, but i am definately a girl, at least the last time i checked.
Simone.

 

[SEXSLATINA]

hehehe, SEXSLATINA is all woman hix!!!!!!

Wooooman or man, who cares if love is in the air.
That Sherman boy must be delightful adorable person.

 

[hugsta]

I gave my wife some ackies as they hatched on valentines day.

 

[instar]

"Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola"


S-S-S-Sexlatina! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Guest]

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
:lol: :lol: :lol:

WHAT!!! lola is a man??

Damn, after all these years!!!

 

[instar]

LMAO, Sexlatina's gonna make you a man Sherm !!!! :lol:

 

[hugsta]

I think Cherry Red Shoes already made Alan a man...LOL

 

[Jarvis78]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
> ************************
> I thought that I could love no other.
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> *************************
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
>
> *************************
> Of loving beauty you float with grace.
> If only you could hide your face.
>
> ***************************
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> ***************************
> I want to feel your sweet embrace.
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> ****************************
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> ****************************
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> ***************************
> I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> ******************************
> My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> ******************************
> My feelings for you no words can tell.
> Except for maybe "go to hell".
>
> *******************************
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.

another over commecialised load of crap! happy valentines day not!!!! :evil:

 

[Jarvis78]

I know its a bit late but hey if i actually cared about it, my missus would only be getting a pressie today anyway. I would have forgot. lol

 

[moosenoose]

hehehe, SEXSLATINA is all woman hix!!!!!!

Wooooman or man, who cares if love is in the air.
That Sherman boy must be delightful adorable person.

Yeah Sherms has made a couple of films too! You might recognise him here! :lol: :lol: :wink: