WEDNESDAY JOKE WARNING IT MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE

[alby]

hey people i just found this joke hope yous like


A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

 

[Deano]

LMAO

 

[pugsly]

PMSL :lol:

 

[Amanda]

He he he he. That's a great one. So cheeky! Nothing like a good joke to get me through a really long week. Thanks for that Alby!

 

[alby]

lol anytime amanda thats what im here for i guess

 

[Guest]

Atleast the little girl cant read about us making fun of her.

 

[alby]

hahahah true that sherman

 

[Vat69]

Yeah...someone should really read the joke into a tape recorder and send it to her.

 

[alby]

lol @ vat i think your the lady for the job vat

 

[Keef]

If you wanna see some bad parents check this vid ... it is very funny

http://media.putfile.com/Badparents

 

[SLACkra]

OMG that was hillarious! wonderful! that was perfect, and the kid even goes "whats wrong with you!?!" aw man thats hilarious, and the fact that the 2 kids were in the same bed was even more insulting to the two kids!

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

yes that clip is funny, nothing like torturing the kids,lol..heres an email i got from a friend..may as well put it here

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
>>
>> For Example ...
>> 1) Freezer Bags
>> Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through
>> them.
>>
>>
>> 2) Photocopiers
>> Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
>> They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
>> pushed,
>> but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>>
>>
>> 3) Tyres
>> Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
>>
>>
>> 4) Hot Air Balloons
>> Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
>> it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.
>>
>>
>> 5) Sponges
>> Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>>
>>
>> 6) Web Pages
>> Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>>
>>
>> 7) Railway Stations
>> Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
>>
>>
>> 8) Hourglass
>> Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
>>
>>
>> 9) Hammer
>> Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's
>> still handy to have around.
>>
>>
>> 10) Remote Control
>> Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this --
>> They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And, while he
>> doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 

[peterescue]

I was deply offended by that jack! Sorry, I'll feel that again.

 

[Vat69]

Oh whoa! I saw that vid a million years ago and thought I never would again! Thankyou so much for sharing! I was beginning to think it was a figment of my imagination....I think all the ppl I told about it thought that aswell..... :lol: