what would macgyver do?

[Venomous1111]

So the question is what would he do? lol

 

[MathewB]

Build a toilet paper factory using a stick of gum, a toilet brush and 3 human hairs haha

 

[JackTheHerper]

Use Some Tape, A Hair Clip, And A Flare To Make A Plane to go to the market

 

[Fuscus]

finger

 

[Venomous1111]

finger

lol nasty!

 

[Defective]

Newspaper?

 

[JAS101]

Build a toilet paper factory using a stick of gum, a toilet brush and 3 human hairs haha

and a box of matches

 

[Megzz]

Dunno about Macgyver but I used to be a receptionist for a plumbing company and I can answer with what most feral people seem to do:
1. Remove underwear
2. Wipe butt with underwear
3. Attempt to flush dirty underwear resulting in a backed up toilet
For step 2, you can also use singlets, tshirts and pretty much any other item of clothing. I've heard it all.

 

[moosenoose]

Go to the cubicle next door?

 

[slim6y]

Macgyver could kill Bear Grylls.... Just putting it out there ok....

 

[jedi_339]

Dunno about Macgyver but I used to be a receptionist for a plumbing company and I can answer with what most feral people seem to do:
1. Remove underwear
2. Wipe butt with underwear
3. Attempt to flush dirty underwear resulting in a backed up toilet
For step 2, you can also use singlets, tshirts and pretty much any other item of clothing. I've heard it all.

That's just nasty

 

[cwebb]

the only episode ive ever seen of macgyver, he built a hot air balloon out of a shed that they turned into a box, a random gas tank (i think haha) and a massive air balloon top sewn and glued (*** haha) out of scrap material.
they managed to knock it together in like a minute haha.
then he made the chick he was with jump out of the balloon in the air because she was too heavy.
so he would probably make toilet paper out of dead skin or something.

 

[Ramsayi]

He would use a piece of string and a nail to catch a nice fluffy bunny.........................................

 

[Wally]

Macgyver could kill Bear Grylls.... Just putting it out there ok....

But Chuck would have them both.....

 

[Fuscus]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally: "You ever have a
problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit, smugly, replies: "Nope, never."
The bear says "Good to hear it," picks up the rabbit and wipes his *** with the bunny.




And that's how they make chocolate Easter bunnies​

 

[Erebos]

I had a thread similar to this and I accepted the challenge. After many years of watching McGiver I decided to get up waddle to the shower and clean myself up. Hope this has helped as I was in a hard situation as well I did think of using socks or calling a friend but they seemed to easy


Cheers Brenton

 

[Snake-Supplies]

I don't know what he would do, but I'd probably look before I sat down and chosen a different toilet.


Or, if too late... stand up proud... without pulling your pants up, cause that's just wrong... then shuffle to the next cubicle and warn others while shuffling, to not enter the one you just came from.

 

[cwebb]

At the pub if someone asks me for toilet paper i always say i dont have any haha.
One day ill get bashed haha. one day..

 

[moosenoose]

 

[CrystalMoon]

He would take his comb and comb his hair then he would weave a perfect square out of the loose strands(he did a lot of combing, his hair always looked sensational )