what would macgyver do?

[Erebos]

He would take his comb and comb his hair then he would weave a perfect square out of the loose strands(he did a lot of combing, his hair always looked sensational )

McGiver would not even need toilet paper!


Cheers Brenton

 

[Venomous1111]

But Chuck would have them both.....

Agreed Chuck Norris cannot be beatin.

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't take **** from nobody.

 

[Shotta]

lol he would use a straw, a rubber band and a paperclip only to have this happen lol sorry for bad quality lol also its in spanish or portugese couldnt find english
[video=youtube;NCeOTLcwpC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCeOTLcwpC4[/video]

 

[Snakewoman]

Agreed Chuck Norris cannot be beatin.

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't take **** from nobody.

If Chuck Norris got cancer he'd tell it that it had 2 months to live.

 

[CaptainRatbag]

Yea slimy, and bear grills would prolly come and eat it :shock: ewwwww

 

[Renenet]

He'd use the toilet roll.

 

[Jungletrans]

Screw McGyver , I have been in that spot . Toilet rolls are made of layers of paper that can be carefully separated into enough for one visit .

 

[Stompsy]

This thread just offers way too much information. Eww.

 

[JackTheHerper]

View attachment 245120 just found this

 

[freaky-mastechef]

he'll read it before and fart

 

[shell477]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally: "You ever have a
problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit, smugly, replies: "Nope, never."
The bear says "Good to hear it," picks up the rabbit and wipes his *** with the bunny.




And that's how they make chocolate Easter bunnies​

Aah you beat me too it.....

Good old dad joke.....

Edit; except I never knew the choco bunny part

 

[Shaggz]

nobody mentioned his swiss army knife, he would use the spoon on his knife and scoop it out

 

[Megzz]

nobody mentioned his swiss army knife, he would use the spoon on his knife and scoop it out

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!