Why would you be a reptile?

[Tinky]

I'd be a scrubbie. Beautiful satin rainbow scales, no one could accuse me of being short, sometimes I get cravings so bad I'd love to be able to unhinge my jaw, and I'd have a good response to my husband saying I dont... yeah. I won't finish that one lmao

Any you would never ask hubby that most feared question, "Does my bum look big in this"

 

[Nighthawk]

Any you would never ask hubby that most feared question, "Does my bum look big in this"

I never do anyway, but he'd think twice about saying yes... mwa aah aaah!

 

[smigga]

I would be a scrubbie so i could have sexy time in the roof

 

[K3nny]

I would be a scrubbie so i could have sexy time in the roof

you mean you can't do that now?

 

[Wookie]

Ummmm, I'd rather be human tbh

 

[Black.Rabbit]

So my babies can be sold and I don't have to deal with them

 

[Renenet]

I would be a python of some sort, imagine how much money I would save on food bills being fed once every week or two. I would be able to afford more $ on hobbies.

And have more time. Have you ever added up the amount of time we spend grocery shopping, cooking and eating? It's such a waste!

EDIT: And I forgot to whinge about the washing up!

 

[MrFireStorm]

Anything kept in captivity or used in public displays.

Have you seen how many cuties have reptiles and want to hold or pat you at displays

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

blueis have awesome tongues

 

[reptilegirl2000]

I agree

 

[snakeluvver]

Anything kept in captivity or used in public displays.

Have you seen how many cuties have reptiles and want to hold or pat you at displays

Yeah but youd have to deal with the occasional kid who holds you upside down, pulls at your tail and pokes your face going "MUMMY ITS SQUISHY"

 

[Renenet]

Yeah but youd have to deal with the occasional kid who holds you upside down, pulls at your tail and pokes your face going "MUMMY ITS SQUISHY"

That's what teeth are for.

 

[Grogshla]

I would like to be any reptile so I don't have to go to work.

 

[snakeluvver]

That's what teeth are for.

And then the parent sues :|

 

[dihsmaj]

And then the parent sues :|

And then you get killed :|

 

[LIZARDZ_11]

i would be a snake because i would just chill in my cage and if anyone tryed to pat me id be like HSSSSS and bite them and be like WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IM A SNAKE!

hahahaha

 

[Renenet]

And then the parent sues :|

Good point. But that's what insurance is for.

 

[K3nny]

Good point. But that's what insurance is for.

reptiles have insurance?
wait, reptiles can get sued?

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

bump

 

[Em1986]

Wilson and Swan are the Authors to "A Complete Guide To Reptiles Of Australia" Ed-1-3. It is commonly referred to as Wilson and Swan, even though that is not the title of the book *shrug*, it is currently the best photo guide to 'mainstream' reptiles Australia wide, although another notable text is Harold Cogger's book on both reptiles and Amphibians even though it is now mostly outdated.

I just got the 3rd edition of this and haven't opened it to look yet.


I think i would like to be a large wild male python living in a warm place :lol: