you know you're a reptile keeper when...

[Viaaf]

You know you're a reptile keeper

if you've ever cleaned mouse guts out of anything.

 

[Dipcdame]

When you drive past furniture left on the side of the raod and immediately think "Hmm........ enclosure material!!"

When the police helicopter with the heat sensing cameras hover over your house just that bit longer............leading to:-

When the drug squad raid your house because of the heat signature from your house (Heat lamps) and the excessive amount of electricity used

 

[Defective]

lol, i wish

 

[Pinoy]

When ever you look at your pay check, start budgeting and part of it is "money for snakes".
Then you try to think of ways on cutting back on food budget to make snake budget bigger lol.

 

[moosenoose]

When you try and poop from a tree hanging upside down

 

[snakeluvver]

When you try and poop from a tree hanging upside down

Well we've all been there....

 

[Pinoy]

When you tell your house mate which toilet paper to buy based on which brands, scent the rolls so you can use them as hides for hatchies

 

[yommy]

when your on APS as the rest of the world watches that bloody royal wedding

 

[abnrmal91]

when your on APS as the rest of the world watches that bloody royal wedding

When your on APS whilst watching the football. I am multitasking


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[yommy]

When your on APS whilst watching the football. I am multitasking


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At least you can watch the football, every single station has the wedding with the exact same shots hence being on here

Hopefully the footy will be on after it fingers crossed...........

 

[abnrmal91]

At least you can watch the football, every single station has the wedding with the exact same shots hence being on here

Channel 9 in nsw is playing it


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[yommy]

damn nine in QLD. going to check now.........

YES!!!! footy's on no more wedding. Good night APS

Until after the footy anyway

 

[HerpMad]

When a friend rings you at 5 in the morn on a sunday to deal with "what could only be described as a komodo dragon" in his driveway...

it was a small beardy...

 

[richoman_3]

when people only remember you because you have weird pets

 

[abnrmal91]

When your handling one of your snakes whilst trying to write a message on you iPhone and your snake touches the screen and deletes everything you just wrote. Funny but frustrating.


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[Tassie97]

haha my blue tongue did that to dad lol

 

[mysteryman]

you know your a reptile owner when you start designing reptile enclosures to suit the sizes of your walls in your house.... hmmm ok so that wall is 3.7m long so my enclosure can be 3.6m long

and i so nearly had to cut the food budget down this week so i could get one of the BHP's SR is selling off so cheap, damn kids wanted to eat instead

 

[Defective]

thank god i only have my reptile kids

 

[KaotikJezta]

when you ask for money for mothers day and not even any chocolate so you could put it towards the female albino your getting. When you start thinking about getting rid of furniture to make room for more enclosures.

 

[Defective]

when your so excited about picking up your snake you just cant wait a few days so you bring the pick up day forward. NEW SNAKE TOMORROW!!!!!!!