you know you're a reptile keeper when...

[starr9]

When you get $$ for x-mas and the fist thing you do (after thanking your olds!) is jump on here and see what new family member you can get for that much!!!!

 

[mysnakesau]

When you get $$ for x-mas and the fist thing you do (after thanking your olds!) is jump on here and see what new family member you can get for that much!!!!

Or what new piece of furniture would your existing friend like to have in his enclosure?

 

[LUVmySnake]

when your neighbour stops in for a visit and you go to shake hands hullo = forgetting you have a snake sleeping comfortably wrapped around your fingers and freak the neighbour so much they dont come back


hmmmmm - - - - depending on the neighbour = that could be a good thing!!

 

[Scribble_pants]

When "because it will eat your fingers" is a pathetic excuse to not buy something.

 

[hewittbell]

All the takeaway food containers in your plastics cupboard have holes in the top.

 

[snakeluvver]

When this thread has 31 pages of ideas and you can still think of another one to post

 

[statonb]

When i have to buy my gf jewelry before i tell her i got a new reptile

 

[KaotikJezta]

When a really low paid job (retail) is your dream job because it is in a reptile shop working with and talking about them all day.

 

[whatmeworry]

- When you fantasize about a sibling moving out and getting to use their room as a reptile room.

p.s. Someone should compile a list of these!

 

[Defective]

when you think this should me made a sticky due to how awesome it is....

when you want to kick your sister out already so you can start breeding your male beardie with your white female rick walker......

when you call your room 'the zoo'

 

[mysnakesau]

All the takeaway food containers in your plastics cupboard have holes in the top.

And pillow cases in the linen cupboard have names written on them.

 

[Defective]

when your mother says to you 'rhiannon your room reeks, do something about it now!' while your laying in bed half asleep. you get up and go looking for socks that weren't put in the wash, find nothing and go complain that you were woken up for no reason when said mother replies ' it stinks like lizard poo!'. After only having just cleaned out the enclosures you wake to find 5 massive turds in one enclosure and 1 giant turd in another............waiting for mum to smell what Keiko can do!

 

[Lissl]

When you have to limit your grocery shopping or borrow space in your neighbors freezer because you dont have enough space in your own due to the frozen rodents.
When you are going to building a room down that back yard that is bigger than the house that will be dedicated to reptiles.
When you rearrange your house so that the reptiles are all in the one room with the only air conditioner.

 

[Jessh88]

When you are not shocked any more to find escaped crickets hopping around your house and it has now turned into a game to see who can catch them the quickest

 

[camcamcam]

When you forget to get your girlfriend from work because you're too busy google sketching a reptile tank..whoops.

 

[PeppersGirl]

When you have so many escaped cockroaches in the house that when you spot one, you shrug and keep walking.

 

[DeadCricket]

When you have so many escaped cockroaches in the house that when you spot one, you shrug and keep walking.

If I see woodies in the reptile room I just let the lizards out for a few hours. Haha

 

[Defective]

when you see a roach and remember its been over a year since you accidentally let a heap of woodies escape
when your sister wakes you up at 2am to get one of the escapee crickets out of her room

 

[dihsmaj]

When you enter the bathroom and see a cricket sitting on the bench near the sink.

 

[JungleManSam]

when your computer and phone wall papers are your herps