Longqi,
Sounds to me like you are more past your "abuse by date"...
I am still shaking y head. 17 emails is just ridiculous! Are you sure someone didn't fall asleep on the send button. Or maybe the sender suffers from Parkinson's. And you say they have your phone number.... mind boggling.
Montysrainbow,
Nothing wrong with the glass of wine.... but Better Homes and Gardens... now that IS a worry!
Blue