APS anonymous

[PilbaraPythons]

My name is Pilbara Pythons
I have a problem
I can't help myself
I spent too much time on APS
I always get into trouble

 

[Stevo]

My name is Stevo
I have lotsa problems
Too many to list here
I dont have any friends
My snakes dont like me either

 

[westhamsc]

my name is westie
i have a problem
i drink too much :lol:
i lite fires :twisted:
and i like sharp pointy things :twisted:

 

[Guest]

I run with scissors while singing mary had a little lamb through central station in peak hour wearing a mullet wig with ugg boots.

 

[westhamsc]

there's always a topper :roll: :roll:

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

my name is bazmo
i loourve to get blotto mo
hang on i think
im a puking in the sink

 

[Jarvis78]

my name is jarvis
i spend all my money on reptiles and now i have no money to eat!
I like shiney stuff
and milk!

 

[westhamsc]

im a puking

hey thats my job

 

[womas4me]

My name is Jim
I'm not too slim
I dribble on the rim
But i'm no crim
I don't like quief
It gives me grief
I don't like cats
I own a lotta hats
I have no hair.........................anywhere
That god damn shaver
It shattered on a paver
Now i'm gettin hairy
Rachel say's i'm scary.

 

[salebrosus]

My name is Simone
I'm addicted to APS
And my biggest problem
is the only male affection
i get comes from my 10ft
coastal named Brutus.
My other problem is i dont
drink enough.

Simone.

 

[BROWNS]

My name is Browns
I don't have a problem but i am a problem
I drink and party too much
my snakes like me i think cause i feed em cats
i like sex,drugs and rock n roll and stuff,oh and milk
i'm also heavily involved in breeding high altitude baja brush tail racing possums

 

[moosenoose]

Hi! My name is Luke
I have one snake
I drool at the sight of Phase 3 Falcons! Vermillion Fire Red please :wink:
I suffer from a compelling desire to strangle parking inspectors when I see them.
I look at small rodents, dogs and cats and wonder what size snake they would suit in feeding.
I'm addicted to Coopers Sparkling Ale.
I am also an APS junkie :wink:

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

My name is Jessie
I'm addicted to this site and reptiles
I'm obsessed with my beautiful fiancee thalia
I went to my doctor the other day
I said i cant stop stealing things
he gave me sum pills and said
if they dont work bring me back a computer.

 

[Greebo]

Hi, my name is Greebo and I'm an alcoholic.



sorry...wrong forum.

 

[westhamsc]

sorry...wrong forum.

is it ?

or is it you can't admit you have a problem ?

 

[Fuscus]

My name is Fuscus
And I shouldn't discuss this
but when I see a new snake
I start to shake
And drool a lot of mucus

 

[Fuscus]

I know , don't give up my day job


unless its writing poetry

 

[instar]

My name is Dan
I am that I am
I want more snakes
but my wife's not a fan.

I'll keep chipping away
one day she'll crack
but she aint gonna bend
to a red belly belly black.

I chug lots of Bourbon
A case never last
Im building a yard fence
from the cans I drank last.

I like APS,
it's members and pics
from the biggest citys
to towns in the sticks

They share my addiction,
some make me seem tame
my small collection
seems rather quite lame.

All herps are fantastic
you'll soon think so too
but my Darwin is favorite
here at Innys Zoo!

 

[Jarvis78]

nice work instar. pretty funny

 

[instar]

:lol: