APS anonymous

[Greebo]

yeah APS is alright...but aussiereptiles.com is better!



(I just wanted to beat Brodie to it)

 

[BROWNS]

Good onya greebo,that's using your head
way to ruin this funny thread!

 

[womas4me]

The threads now dead,
cause he used his head,
made browns see red,
had to go and choof in the shed.

 

[BROWNS]

Am back from the shed
feeling better in the head
so i thought i'd go ahead


There was an old man from Nantucket
Who's snake was so big he has to truck it
He said with a grin
As his snake bit his chin
If his snake was a girl
He would








ummmmmmm



chuck it!

 

[Guest]

mary had a little lamb
it was always grunting
so she tied it to the hills hoist pole
and kicked its little........






water bowl over.

I love limericks!!!

 

[alexr]

Yeah - well I'm keeping my funny stuff to myself.

 

[instar]

LOL Al :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was once a hooker named sue
who filled her xxxxxxxxxx with glue
she said with a grin, if they pay to get it in,
they can pay to get it out again too!

..............bit 'M' rated perhaps?

There was a young man from Berlin,
who its claimed, was so incredibly thin,
that when he essayed to drink lemonade
he slipped through the straw and fell in. :roll:


There once were two cats from Kilkenny
who both thought there was one cat too many
they fought and they fit and they scratched and they bit
till instead of two cats, there wernt any!

.........boom boom :lol:

 

[Guest]

LOL Al :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was once a hooker named sue
who filled her xxxxxxxxxx with glue
she said with a grin, if they pay to get it in,
they can pay to get it out again too!

Garage? shed? Parking station??????

 

[instar]

LOl must have been a parking spot ! :wink:

 

[salebrosus]

Well umm this is my 2nd therapy session,
ummmmmmmmm i've been told i need help
so thats why i'm here again. My name is Simone
but my close friends call me Bridget.
Tonight i've had half a bottle of red and some
eaten half a box of chocolates. Iv'e also had explicit
while eating the chocolate. This only happens when
i'm home alone. I need help.

Simone

 

[salebrosus]

Well i finished my red and realised i had left the word "thoughts" out after the word explicit.
Time to sleep it off i think

Bridget.

 

[Guest]

Well umm this is my 2nd therapy session,
ummmmmmmmm i've been told i need help
so thats why i'm here again. My name is Simone
but my close friends call me Bridget.
Tonight i've had half a bottle of red and some
eaten half a box of chocolates. Iv'e also had explicit
while eating the chocolate. This only happens when
i'm home alone. I need help.

Simone

Hi guys, im new here and my name is Help.

 

[instar]

I know a young fella called Al,
who i count as one of my pals,
but his pickup lines are so lamely inclined,
hes not havin much luck with the gals!


My gott Al, that was a shocker! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Scale_Addiction]

johnbowemonie wrote:
Well umm this is my 2nd therapy session,
ummmmmmmmm i've been told i need help
so thats why i'm here again. My name is Simone
but my close friends call me Bridget.
Tonight i've had half a bottle of red and some
eaten half a box of chocolates. Iv'e also had explicit
while eating the chocolate. This only happens when
i'm home alone. I need help.

Simone


Hi guys, im new here and my name is Help.

OMG :shock:

 

[NoOne]

Yep it's true you all have problems.......and your all f#@&ing weird.

Seriously :wink:

 

[salebrosus]

Nice to meet you Help. Call you later :lol:

Simone.

 

[womas4me]

There is a young lady named Bridget
Who can't find a man for a fidget
But try as she might
Men run off in fright
So all that she gets is her digit

 

[salebrosus]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love it Womas. But Bridget can't be bothered with the digit either

Simone

 

[instar]

There is a young lady named Bridget
Who can't find a man for a fidget
But try as she might
Men run off in fright
So all that she gets is her digit

:shock: Even Im not that rude!

 

[Guest]

Nice to meet you Help. Call you later :lol:

Simone.

In your face inny!!!! It worked like a charm.

Much like me!!!