Evil Fairy Godmother

[Earthling]

Granted... but you discover after you have eaten it that someone dropped it on the floor and the dog licked it.

I thought it had a slight nutty taste.........

 

[Isis]

Granted but then you realize that it is a matchbox car and you cant fit in it .

I wish for world peace

 

[Reptile_Boy]

Granted but then you realize that it is a matchbox car and you cant fit in it .

I wish for world peace

granted but every body is to nice and you go insane and go on a shooting rampage






i wish i could control nature

 

[DiamondAsh]

Granted, but mother nature smacks you hard for playing with your new toy.


I wish it would rain cats and dogs

 

[=bECS=]

granted, but then it also rains cat and dog poo as well!

i wish for a phone that worked when i wanted it to!

 

[pugsly]

granted, but Warnie stole it and now you owe 10k on sms'

I wish for a trip to America

 

[Reptile_Boy]

granted, but Warnie stole it and now you owe 10k on sms'

I wish for a trip to America

granted but the plane is hijaciked and 9/11 happens again.

i wish that we could keep exotics

 

[Vala]

:twisted:Granted, But you end up getting stuck in America because bush decides he doesn't like planes anymore, you get mugged and lose all your money so now you're a bum.

I wish for it to snow where I live (melbourne)

 

[=bECS=]

granted, but Warnie stole it and now you owe 10k on sms'

I wish for a trip to America

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[=bECS=]

granted, but then it rains and melbourne floods from the melting snow!

i wish for warnie to pay my phone bill now!

 

[Vala]

granted, but then it rains and melbourne floods from the melting snow!

i wish for warnie to pay my phone bill now!

LMAO!

 

[DiamondAsh]

Granted, Warnie pays your phone bill, but now he's got your number the phone gets full of SMS and explodes.


I wish I could have a good holiday.

 

[JungleRob]

granted, but then it rains and melbourne floods from the melting snow!

i wish for warnie to pay my phone bill now!

Granted, but then he takes the phone back because it is atually his!

I wish this thread to end! Hahaha!

 

[Reptile_Boy]

Granted, but then he takes the phone back because it is atually his!

I wish this thread to end! Hahaha!

granted but cause your the only one who wants it banned every body excludes you.


i wish for a box patterned gecko

 

[=bECS=]

granted, but its actually a box with gecko patterns on it.......... enjoy :twisted:
i wish i had a nextdoor neighbour who didnt cook curry all the time

 

[scout]

granted ..but you then have to move house and move next to some one who love cooking with garlic and onions..

I wish for immortality

 

[Trouble]

Granted, but your dog finds all the scraps and the left-overs and has the worst farts in history lol
I wish for the most friends

 

[pugsly]

Granted, but then you get 4,0000000 emails a day telling you that your friends are poking, throwing sheep at, roundhouse kicking, and adding you to their hottness list.

I wish for a new camera..

 

[Vala]

Granted, but it is so new that no body knows how to use it as it has no buttons or instruction manual.
I wish the tree in my front yard would stop bending towards the direction of the road.

 

[DiamondAsh]

Granted, but it instead falls on your house ...


I wish it would rain money