Fun reptile Story

[Belinda]

Just coninueing from wattso's idea, why dont we start a Reptile story and everyone can add to it so It becomes really twisted and funny... Just to have a little fun.

Who wants to start?

 

[Fuscus]

I'll start.
I was doing a night walk though the rainforest when I saw the eye reflection of a large ..

 

[Belinda]

GIANT MAN EATING GECKO! He was fiercly hissing and lashing out and started moving towards me when...

 

[Artie]

I **** my self!

Sorry, sorry but could not resist it.

 

[africancichlidau]

LOL Artie Roflmbloodyao Top stuff, now help me get this red wine off my keyboard!!

 

[Fuscus]

You have a repetation to maintain Afican, lick the wine off

 

[africancichlidau]

Already done Fuscus, Hic!

 

[wattso]

.............After rushing behind a tree to change my undies ,i looked out only to see the giant gecko had shed its tail, i noticed continuous ripples in a nearby puddle, the giant gecko was being hunted by an even bigger...........................

 

[NoOne]

Max Walker

 

[Slateman]

No that was larger rabbit who eat toxic waste on daily bases. He jumped on giant gecko from behind and started to.......

 

[dv8croc]

do that thing that rabbits do so well --- poor gecko !

 

[lutzd]

However, the offspring that eventuated from that union was surprisingly ..

 

[wattso]

..strange, it was a lizard with long ears that hopped, and kept trying to......?????

 

[Morelia_man]

bite at my feet, the little bastard wouldn't go away until a huge.....

 

[ReptileRascals]

Spitting cobra fell out my pants and landed on the long eared lizards...

 

[Fuscus]

scrubby caught and ate it. The scrubby was a very freindly and docile and I was tempted to take it home, except that its breath was...

 

[NoOne]

Terrible, later that night when getting ready for bed.......

 

[dv8croc]

hang on hang on , I know this is fantasy but........ outta ya pants , dream on baby ! in actual fact the long eared lizards were only minions, and were falling to the ground in worship - it turned out , to honour a much more legendary idol ( which wasnt your imaginary trouser snake and ...... ( not steve irwin- who if they ever came across in the jungle they were all sworn to rip from limb to limb and dance nekid around the remains ) but the great ..........

 

[dv8croc]

oh poo , I jumped in and didnt see what fuscus and NoOne had written previously ..... hmm ... bugger , so does that mean now that the legendary idol is the scrubby that has such god awful breath ?

 

[Slateman]

Before went to bed, he drinked 2 glases of slateman firewater and started to have strange fantasy that......