Fun reptile Story

[astrobeka]

... started crying like a little girl...

 

[Fuscus]

who at least couldn't say the C word. She consoled herself by stoking her massive scaly friend, a ....


( and three cheers to Belinda for starting this silly thread )

 

[kitty_wench]

pineapple

 

[Belinda]

suddenly the pineappple exploded and when mags had finishing crying like a school girl he peered into the mess of pineapple to find a....

 

[Slateman]

Reason for all this mess. Greeeeeeeebo.
That upset him so much that he call grebs and............

 

[wattso]

..asked him to come on a hunt for the ledgendary giant beardie, that was said to lurk in the dense forest of melbourneville, just down the road from...........

 

[almaron]

...the strip club that African frequents. However, when they found the giant beardie, it was being netted by Japanese smugglers. So being the dutiful citizens that they are, Mags and Greebs reached into their pants and pulled out their huge.........

 

[lutzd]

reptile licences. In their most official-sounding voices, said, "Hang on a sec here matey! You can't do that! It's way above the size limit and quantity allowed for this type of ......"

 

[Slateman]

snake handling activity. You must moove to US and join Blue oyster club if you like to handle your big snakes that way. Greeeeb started cry on Magpies sholder and Magpie was giving him comfort with ..........

 

[wattso]

......A blue oyster napkin he fished from his pocket, he wiped away tears and the japanese bowed low to them, knocking themselves out, when the nswpw officals turned up............

 

[almaron]

....just in time to see the giant beardie devour the evil Japanese smugglers. Fearing for their lives, the NSWPW officials threw Greebs their guns, and fled. Of course Greebo, being a postal employee and all, took the guns and instantly opened fired on..........

 

[Belinda]

Magpie...He REALLY wanted the giant beardie...But when he pulled the trigger on the gun, instead of a bullet, out came some....

 

[wattso]

...bright plastic sign that said "BANG!".........

 

[Belinda]

Unfortunately for Greebs the Giant beardie was startled by the bang and sudden display of bright colours....The beardie then turned toward greebs and magpie and....

 

[Robert]

Said in a polite voice do that again go on i dare ya punk

 

[Belinda]

Greebs and magpie then ....

 

[Amy]

Jumped onto their vallient steeds nearby which happened to be.......

 

[Belinda]

Peacocks...The peacocks then....

 

[Slateman]

joined green moovement and celebrated big time with....

 

[_popp_]

With lots of beer that was proudly sponsored by VB MAN,as he took of into the sky with a cheer of........