Fun reptile Story

[Alexahnder]

CRICKEY. Belle~Belinda went on a plane to find the giant beradie and the plane started to plummet down to the ground and then it exploded. One less person was searching for the giant beardie. The next day...

 

[Belinda]

( you have sumtin against me Alexahnder? )

Belle~Belinda emerged from the wreck of twisted metal and rubbish to find Mags and Greebs doing.....

 

[wattso]

...........a corroboree around a goanna, roasting over some burning debris...................

 

[Fuscus]

which is all that remains of a coherant national conservation policy. The noise of the corroboree also attracted a herd of rampaging...

 

[mystic_herps]

Flamboyant homosexuals wearing their pink & purple poka-dotted gang leathers,headed by...

 

[almaron]

....cane toads. Thinking quick Magpie, Greebo, and Belinda stomped them into the dirt with their bare feet. The shear quantity of toxins from the toads quickly absorbed through their skin, and the psychedelic properties took hold. They fell to the ground, and with pupils the size of dinner plates, they looked up only to see.........

 

[Belinda]

Butterscotch tea cakes. The three herpers stood up drearily and...

 

[Switch]

began to dance and frolic in the nude, surrounded by

 

[Pinkie]

The rest of the APS members. They looked on worriedly and Slatey remarked "...

 

[Belinda]

" I can cure this! " and set off to get some of his Fire-Water...When he returned he...

 

[mystic_herps]

When he returned he discovered that a $200 window had been broken
out, and $150 in damage had been done to the dashboard.

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[Belinda]

Slatey nearly died...But instead he....

 

[mystic_herps]

but instead he turned to...

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[Slateman]

Monster who punished all bad internet users whoooo start to fight and stir the sh.. to upset him.
He started with Greeeeebo and forgive Belinda and Magpie ewerything. Greeeeeebo was so upset that...

 

[Switch]

He broke down crying, the scent of his tears attracted....

 

[wattso]

he developed a nervous speech problem and began to chant "crikey" repeatedly while stamping his foot, all the reptiles in the area feel the vibration and stampede his way......

 

[Belinda]

But something caught the raging insane stampede of reptiles...it was slatemans fire-water. Slatey figured out what they were looking at so he picked up the fire-water and....