LOL- most clever Peter! I'm a lawyer, and I know exactly how fairly and impartially the legal system handles people that do the right thing by warning others of a shop like this. I like my life UNSUED! The store's not in Narre Warren, it's been mentioned on here before in exactly this same context, and I can also say that the description of crap everywhere, and no where to walk because of the piles of stuff is dead on. I was horrified to discover living (?) herps buried in cages under other cages half assembled and unwashed- yuck!
Worry not those of you who are shopping in Melbourne- you could NOT miss this place. The first thing you see is a monitor that has burrowed in piles of newspaper smeared with it's own excrement, and a cage full of skinks and beardies with sores and crap all over the walls.
If you want to ask, PM me, but I'd rather not put it on the board. He he he- just telling someone isn't publication or public utterance, and therefore she aint slander or libel.....he he he he
I agree about Upmarket pets- a decent store.