I'm getting old :(

[Sdaji]

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To everyone who is wishing for my death, believe me, I'm trying!
I drive a car (speeding, drinking and fatigue often involved), I smoke ciggarettes, I play with deadly snakes and spiders, I rock climb, I skydive, I scuba dive, I walk down dark alleys late at night and talk to dodgy people, right now I'm poisoning my liver... can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong?

 

[dobermanmick]

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Youre trying to hard it always seems to be the overprotective ones that anything happens to.

 

[Sdaji]

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Youre trying to hard it always seems to be the overprotective ones that anything happens to.

Sometimes I wonder if that's it. I figure that I can't ever die, because, well, I can't die in a car crash, because I'll die of lung cancer first, but I'll never get a chance to die of lung cancer because I'll die of a nasty envenomation before that can happen, but that can't possibly kill me because I'm much more likely to be killed when I fall off a cliff but of course that's just impossible because I'd die in a skydiving accident first, but skydiving can't kill me because before it does I'm going to drown, but I won't even get a chance to drown because some dodgy person will murder me before than happens, but I can't be murdered because I'll die in a car crash first, but then that can't happen because of the lung cancer, but that's impossible because......

I'm immortal.

*Sdaji, shut up*

sorry all!

 

[dobermanmick]

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:lol: What about a plane crash ?

 

[Sdaji]

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What about a plane crash ?

Perhaps, although it's rare for me to fly without a parachute and the plane I usually fly in doesn't have a door, so you can jump straight out

I do actually think I know the way I'll die, but that's probably best told when I'm sober.

 

[dobermanmick]

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Cancer ?

 

[Guest]

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lol, u actually make sense, weird as that sounds...

 

[Sdaji]

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Cancer ?

I don't believe I will die of cancer.

 

[Guest]

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i think there are other more important things that can kill me then cancer. smoking is better 4 u then drugs so there u go...

 

[Sdaji]

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I'd love to know at what age I will die. Too late for many people around here no doubt!

 

[dobermanmick]

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Ahhh Throat cancer lung cancer .... youd be better off getting bitten by a taipan .

 

[Guest]

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nooooooooooo, we can smoke and THEN get bitten by one of those. more fun!!

 

[Sdaji]

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If I had cancer that was going to cause me a long painful death I'll opt for the quick fix. Taipan bite is a lot nicer than a lingering painful torturous experience like that, although I'd probably go for some other method, I wouldn't want taipans to get a bad name.

 

[Guest]

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just get the wife to knock u on the head :lol:

 

[dobermanmick]

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Lol sludgey that is a point i did not think of .

 

[Sdaji]

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just get the wife to knock u on the head

lol :lol: yeah, wives couldn't get any worse a reputation anyway!

 

[Guest]

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i like the wife idea.

 

[dobermanmick]

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just get the wife to knock u on the head :lol:

That shouldnt be to difficult :lol:

 

[Guest]

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i thought as much ay.

 

[dobermanmick]

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Hey sdaji i just looked at the average posts per day and you have almost 13 for your average i am only on 7