I've changed my mind, let's make it a lottery.
I'm applying for a job tomorrow, I'm going to tell them that they have to give the position to someone based on a lottery system, to give everyone an equal chance; it's no good discriminating against people who are less skilled or have less knowledge of the industry.
I'm going to tell the car companies that they have to give their vehicles away for free, to avoid discriminating against people without money.
Those game shows on the telly where people answer trivia questions are so stupid! They're biased towards the people who are best at answering trivia questions!
Fines handed out for running red lights are biased towards bad drivers! It's so unfair! When someone runs a red light the fine should go to a random motorist... but I suppose that's discriminating against motorists... the fine should go to a random person.
Why would you want to spoil the act of a very generous man who is willing to give away close to $10,000 worth of snakes with a fun competition? Surely he should just have to skip that process and give them to random people! How rude I was to think that people might have to somehow qualify! Let's tell him he is being a selfish, selfish man for wanting to bring about a situation where people are having a fun competition, surely it is clear that he should just be giving a ridiculous amount of money worth of animals to people who have done nothing; it's his duty after all, isn't it? Hard work should not be rewarded, we should all have equal access to everything, no matter who we are or what we do.
I've decided to give away everything I've ever worked hard to obtain, because by owning these things I am discriminating against people who haven't worked hard. I am also going to give away everything I've been lucky enough to obtain, because by owning these things I am discriminating against people who have been unlucky. I now see the error of my ways! I see the light!
...let me see how many false accounts I can set up on this site before the competition begins... if each of them enters the lottery I'm in with a huge chance! Awesome! Let the one with the most entries win! Hooray!
Uh oh, that would be discriminating against people who didn't think of making a large number of false accounts! What to do?
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