I used to run around asking random co workers random questions or saying stupid things. Some I remember are... um... let me think...
Going up to the supervisor guy and saying "You know John?"
him "yes"
me "He doesn't look much like a post box does he?"
him "Shut up and annoy someone else"
what else?....
um...
there was the one where I went and asked most of the other workers about spirit levels... I ended up with a consensus that the liquid is possum pee and the bubbles are shark farts and if you use anything else the thing won't level.
Sometimes I'd just ask people at random stuff like "Are you going to buy a new car tomorrow?"
or "Are you going to Sydney on the weekend?"
Oh oh! The best one was when I spent a couple of hours building a wall out of chlorinator cell caps, it was a few metres across and several feet high. I kept insisting that it was the 'great wall of clearwater' (I made it look like the great wall of china, and the place I worked for was called clearwater) and that I was making it to keep the mongolians out. When the supervisor guy saw it he fully screamed at me..... I responded with "but it's the great wall of clearwater, I'm trying to keep the mongolians out" I was too hyped to care about being yelled
Going up to the supervisor guy and saying "You know John?"
him "yes"
me "He doesn't look much like a post box does he?"
him "Shut up and annoy someone else"
what else?....
um...
there was the one where I went and asked most of the other workers about spirit levels... I ended up with a consensus that the liquid is possum pee and the bubbles are shark farts and if you use anything else the thing won't level.
Sometimes I'd just ask people at random stuff like "Are you going to buy a new car tomorrow?"
or "Are you going to Sydney on the weekend?"
Oh oh! The best one was when I spent a couple of hours building a wall out of chlorinator cell caps, it was a few metres across and several feet high. I kept insisting that it was the 'great wall of clearwater' (I made it look like the great wall of china, and the place I worked for was called clearwater) and that I was making it to keep the mongolians out. When the supervisor guy saw it he fully screamed at me..... I responded with "but it's the great wall of clearwater, I'm trying to keep the mongolians out" I was too hyped to care about being yelled
