Joke! One for The Girls. LOL!

[Greebo]

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

 

[Greebo]

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

 

[Greebo]

I found this one and it cracked me up,

Blonde Dictionary


Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited

 

[deano351]

Luv it Greebo
Still like Micks better though

 

[Guest]

Re: RE: Re: One for the boys!

40. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above

I'm pretty good with the old cars Mick. I've been able to do an oil change on my car without stuffing things up and believe me, i enjoy porn as much as the next bloke.
I can't walk past a shoe store though especially if it has the key word out the front.................. SALE!!!!!!!

Simone.

Just proved it to be dead-on for us Simone...

 

[salebrosus]

RE: Re: RE: Re: One for the boys!

hehehehe threre were heaps i could admit to, only a few i physically couldnt do, and yes, i could argue till the cows come home.
Simone.

 

[rodentrancher]

RE: Re: RE: Re: One for the boys!

Hey this post was supposed to be for us girls to put in jokes about guys. Its turned around the other way now. Why am I really not surprised??

 

[Menagerie]

Re: RE: Re: One for the boys!

:lol: honesty aye mrmagic :lol:
40 things a woman cant do !.....

16. Resist sending on those poxy heart-warming e- mails

ugh, I get so many of those, such a waste of time. Who makes them up?

 

[moosenoose]

Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: One for the boys!

Hey this post was supposed to be for us girls to put in jokes about guys. Its turned around the other way now. Why am I really not surprised??

Hehehe why is that?? Here's one for the giver and the givee :lol: You can make up your own minds who's getting what? :lol:

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

heres one for you :lol:

 

[moosenoose]

Bring on March 20 I reckon! Whooohoooo :lol: :lol:

 

[salebrosus]

Yeah well if my ex didnt complain that i didnt do it quick enough for him, he woulda gotten March 20 every day of his pathetic life.

simone

 

[lutzd]

Yeah well if my ex didnt complain that i didnt do it quick enough for him, he woulda gotten March 20 every day of his pathetic life.

simone

Quick enough?????? The man's got no class whatsoever!

 

[moosenoose]

Yeah well if my ex didnt complain that i didnt do it quick enough for him, he woulda gotten March 20 every day of his pathetic life.

simone

Quick enough?????? The man's got no class whatsoever!

LOL Naturally we don't want details, but I agree, what is that??? Quick enough??? :shock: :lol:

 

[salebrosus]

Hahahahaha Moosenoose and Lutzd

Yeah he didn't have much class at all.............2 minute noodle.......

Yeah your right this is too much info and i am starting to feel sick

Simone.

 

[Guest]

Yeah well if my ex didnt complain that i didnt do it quick enough for him, he woulda gotten March 20 every day of his pathetic life.

simone

You busy on march 20th, 21st?



And 22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29....and so on???

:lol:

 

[moosenoose]

.............2 minute noodle.......

LMAO!! I said NO details okay!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[salebrosus]

For you Sherman?????????? Im available March 20th, 21st
And 22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29....and so on

Simone

Go the Dragons.

 

[Guest]

Awwww shucks!!

What do i do now????

:wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[moosenoose]

Do what most blokes do when they are given a green light! - PANIC! :lol: :lol: