Kookaburras

[Ricko]

bspence that is one of the funniest things i have heard lol

 

[Magpie]

fold the straw then when ya ready unfold the end of the straw and light it and it will go flying like a rocket shouldof done that to the bird

You think he should have fired a gas propelled mouse at the kookaburra?

 

[nuthn2do]

You think he should have fired a gas propelled mouse at the kookaburra?

Man you're gonna get flamed, everyone knows that the overall accuracy of a mouse fuelled by CGAP (combustible gas anal propulsion) becomes unstable over distances beyond 4.5 meters. This is mainly due to their lacking aerodynamic design coupled with a 1000 pounds of butt thrust.

 

[Magpie]

What would you know?
Your mice don't have any aerodynamic stability because they grew up in South Tamworth.
The ones from North know all about such notions and have modified their bodies to allow for more accurate free flight principles.

 

[nuthn2do]

Yeah bloke and there tough too, unlike the northies that have their own air conditioned room.
No wonder some of yours are looking a bit gay.

 

[nuthn2do]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Greebo]

:cry: :cry: My best friend was killed in 'Nam by a gas rocket propelled mouse.

 

[earthmother]

Greebs! Good thing he died, imagine living with mouse shrapnel - - ew

We have alot of Kookaburras. The best deterent is a slingshot and and ice cube. The ice cube melts after so if you accidently kill it there's no evidence.

They're too bold those kookaburras. Muddads mate had a kebab taken out of his hand as he was taking a 1st bite. It cut his face and went to 'kill' the kebab on a tree branch.

That 1 wasn't as stupid as the 1 that grabbed a glow in the dark toy snake outside and took it away. I look to see if there are any glow in the dark kookaburras out at night.

lol, Maggie you've got gay mice - this could have alot to do with the lack of breeding lately
MM

 

[Greebo]

You might laugh but that guy took a mouse for me! Not many people would do that.

 

[earthmother]

Aw. He was a good mate. I'd let my snake take a mouse for you.lol
MM


The Irish rovers suck? Im shattered.

 

[Hickson]

You might laugh but that guy took a mouse for me! Not many people would do that.

Richard Gere has a mate that took a gerbil for him.

Hix

 

[Fuscus]

A brown gerbil went up to a white gerbil and said "You're new here, aren't you?"

 

[Magpie]

Mudmum's comments kinda remind me of the All Aussie Adventures episode where Russ blows up the rare Silver Tailed Kookaburra when he tries to sedate it so he can tag it.

 

[Magpie]

My mice are not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) they just dress nicely, are polite and are concerned with their personal hygiene.

 

[nuthn2do]

Speaking of anal jet propulsion and furry critters, if you have never heard the sound clip "armageddon" it can be downloaded here http://www.freewebs.com/1stcpbdonger/links.htm
:lol:

 

[Tommo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

i have a sick mind

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Greebo]

I don't know why but this kind of reminds me of "Meet the Feebles."

 

[earthmother]

Lol lol. Brown and white gerbil. I get it. Though I'm vaguely disturbed, I'm laughing.

Isn't Russell the best? lol.

When I stepped on a Blue in the garden, my 1st thought was Russell and the squeak the Stumpy made after he put it under that unstable pile of logs.

lol Mags. I believe you, if you say they're concerned with personal hygiene. Therefore; they can't be gay, (not that there's anything etc., etc., lol) but whose are those Barbra Streisand Albums? Fess up

! MM

 

[Fuscus]

I don't know why but this kind of reminds me of "Meet the Feebles."

are you going to sing "My Song"