Monty Python

[hugsta]

When you look at it, life's a piece of sh!t, so always look on the dark side of life, di dum di dum di dum di dum always look on the dark side of life. hehehe, Life of Brian, my favorite.
Welease woger, what, we have no wogers, why not, well then welease waderick. LMAO

 

[Hickson]

"We have no Wogers, no Wodewicks, and no Wudolf the Wed-nosed Weindeer"

 

[Magpie]

He's a halibut, chose him out of thousands, didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

 

[Greg]

I'm Brian!!......and so is my wife.

 

[Magpie]

G'day Bruce

 

[RAZZA]

What jimmy i cld not vote all of the above...
i wish too patent a silly walk... you can't i already have

Mr Luxury Yacht... ..No spelt that way but pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove..
and
"I fart in your general direction.Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"it has big teeth"
no jimmy no fans of pythons on here..... but then remember not just the pythons when they are all together... but also when you have just several of them in other movies..
yellowbeard..fish called wanda..timebandits list goes on
what abt jaberwocky

cheers

 

[earthmother]

It's an ex parrot!

The Spanish Inquisition - Monty Python

http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/spanish/script.html

Moth is watching Time Bandits right now. Another favourite.
Em

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

um ill take a bag of medium rocks some pointy ones one of those big ones and a bag of gravel

 

[RAZZA]

"Are there any women here..." ??
hey reg he wont haggle....
every sperm is sacred...
hello death what you doing here
one tiny little waffer mr carusso..
how you feeling tonite.."better" " better get a bucket"

jimmy check out terry gilliam's movies like the adventures of barron munchasen (?) etc and other he has done

 

[BROWNS]

If you say anything about my nose again i'll frieken snot you...

OK..........BIG NOSE....hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[earthmother]

Doug and Dynsdale - The Pirhana Brothers
"He was a cruel man but fair"

The Penguin sketch.
nudge nudge wink wink say no more.....

Good MP reading - The Big Red Book (which is blue), The Big Blue Book (which is red)

 

[Greg]

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill, fourteen hours a day, week in, week out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt.

 

[Pinkie]

My favourite quote has got to be, "We're all individuals" followed closely by a quiet voice that says, "I'm not"

Teehee!!!! I never saw that one

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

luxory we used to have to get out of the lake at three oclock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of gravel, work 20 hours a day at the mill for 2pences a month come home and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle if we were lucky



well of coarse we had it tough we used to have to get out of the shoe box in the middle of the night and lick the road clean with our tounges we had to eat a handful of frezzing cold gravle work 24 hours a day at the mill for 4pence every 6years and when we got home our dad wouls slice us in two with a great knife



right i had to get up in the morning at ten oclock at night half an hour before i went to bed eat a lump of coal poision work 29 hours a day down the mill and pay mill honour for permision to come to work and when we got home our dad wuld kill us and dance about on our graves singing haliloya



and you try and tell that to young people theses days and they wont belive ya no no they wont

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

i cant belive that no-one has mentioned the albatros skit yet not even me alabtros albatros for sale um ill take an icecream thanx i havnt got any icecreaks well wat do u have then i got albatros well wat flavour is it it hasnt got a flavour of coarse it dose every thing has a flavour ok ok its albatros bloody flavour its blinking seabird flavour dose it come with waffers of coarse it dosnt come with f*cking waffers u f*cking twat ha ha ha good times