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Love your location Mudmum, did you see the movie of same name? Is moth ,"Big Daddyo"? :D
 
All fixed now Inny. lol it would've been a secret if you hadn't noticed :|

This is my favourite ! 8)

I love that movie! I don't know why, Moth is nothing like Big Daddyo. :wink:
 
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All fixed now Inny. lol it would've been a secret if you hadn't noticed


Lol, in the words of John Cleese........"There's always one, isn't there!" :lol:
 
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front
of him, all cleaned and pressed. Marty looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table,
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go
shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order
and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! - Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm a married man!"

A self-induced hangover--$100.
Broken furniture--$200.
Breakfast--$10.
Saying the right thing---PRICELESS.
 
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