Seriously????

[longqi]

Seems a lot of people get very serious/closed minded about reptiles

So just drop a one liner in here showing the other side.....
Just for FUN


My snakes are nearly vegetarian..... Only eat meat once a week


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[AirCooled]

My snakes are ungrateful....I never get thanks for anything

 

[hnn17]

Always get a snake that is shorter than yourself.... they cant size you up for their next meal

 

[Wally]

My boss won't come into my office if I have a snake desktop theme on the computer..... win/win is how I see it.

 

[CrystalMoon]

Your Snake can be a yard stick to measure your spouses/partner/potential partners love heh heh heh heh

 

[longqi]

My foot wear bill for snakes remains at zero yeehaa

 

[AirCooled]

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

 

[hrafna]

with my snakes i have never had the dilemma of figuring out the correct answer to " does this make my butt look big? "

my snakes never make me late, i can't take them anywhere to begin with.

when my kids are teenagers i am going to swap them for snakes, snakes never crash the car and they never talk back.

 

[Red-Ink]

My uv lights for my snakes are too strong, they seem to keep getting sunburnt and peeling.

 

[Gibblore]

Mine always come crawling when they want something.

 

[J-A-X]

"is it poisonous?" Nah, but her cuddles will take your breath away

 

[shortstuff61]

Always get a snake that is shorter than yourself.... they cant size you up for their next meal

That only leaves me with only Antaresia, unless I want to get into venomous. Slough that idea!

 

[mysnakesau]

Mine's bigger than yours.


Also, was talking about my lacy patient on FB and didn't notice my last sentence read, "He struggled to get it up but he got it up."

 

[snakeluvver]

His name is fluffy.

 

[D3pro]

Thats like a snake only smaller!

 

[Jackrabbit]

I am sick of the silent treatment I get. I talk to mine all the time but they only wave their tongue back at me.

 

[patonthego]

If I could stick to one meal a week I'd be slimmer and richer!! WOW

 

[mad_at_arms]

The fact I look edible to my lizard, is to me.....
a compliment.

 

[Kimberlyann]

"is it poisonous?" Nah, but her cuddles will take your breath away

Im sooooo using that, so sweet

 

[Nighthawk]

I don't make any agressive moves with my large pythons unless they blink first...