Seriously????

[Bel03]

If it gets any worse you may have to apply mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to bring it back to life.

Well i didnt have a mouthful of coffee this time.......thankfully, cause i laughed just as hard as the 'hide' comment! Typical 'male' comments, but i love them! My partner also found these super hilarious! :lol:

 

[Bluetongue1]

In the days before antivenom they used Whiskey as an antidote for snakebites - you were instructed to drink a bottle of it for it to be effective.
….It didn’t actually cure you, but at least you died happy!

 

[nico77]

" wanna hold my 1 eyed python ? "

 

[Bluetongue1]

I think my husbands trouser snake is dead. It hasn't eaten in years and never seems to shed.

I have found that slapping it with a rat brings an aggressive response. *deadpan expression*

In that case, maybe you need to apply mouse-to-mouth resuscitation...

 

[gosia]

I love my pythons - they keep my mother inlaw from visiting us

 

[AirCooled]

I have found that slapping it with a rat brings an aggressive response. *deadpan expression*

Nighthawk,I don't remember having this aggressive response.

 

[shortstuff61]

Chuck Norris can defeat a python in a staring contest.

 

[ron_peters]

Help save our wildlife from cats... BREED SNAKES

 

[kawasakirider]

"Does your python bite?"
"Only if you don't massage it correctly."

 

[Benjamin_john]

I'm the only man alive that when asked how big my trouser snake is i can reply with 14 foot ................... and 6 inches

 

[Trouble]

Some crocodiles can grow up to 14 feet.. but they usually only have 4 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Some-...ey-usually-only-have-4/231742196876087?ref=pb

(thank you, facebook lol)

 

[Fuscus]

I love my pythons - they keep my mother inlaw from visiting us

Mine keep ALL in-laws from visiting - Bonus for me and the wife

 

[Nighthawk]

Mine keep ALL in-laws from visiting - Bonus for me and the wife

I read stuff like this and I thank goodness I hit the jackpot in the in-laws lottery

 

[StellaDoore]

My girl is great to gossip with, she is always up for a tongue wag!

 

[Bluetongue1]

What should you do if you find a Taipan in your toilet?

Wait for it to finish...

 

[Morgan_dragon]

"Does your python bite?"
"Only if you don't massage it correctly."

BBwwwaaahahahahahaha

 

[mysnakesau]

I use to have a bumper sticker that is now warn away but I want another one "I brake for snakes"

 

[Defective]

Has rigor mortis set in?

If not, have you been providing an appropriate hide? That usually brings them to life.

even my mum likes this one!

 

[cement]

"Are they aggressive?"' "Nah mate, there armless!"

 

[Bluetongue1]

Did you hear about the two snakes that went on a pub crawl?

They were both totally legless.