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Bluetongue1
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QUOTE=longqi;2036279]Taipans a bit like a good fart... Silent but deadly[/QUOTE]
A bit off topic but reminds of a ditty I learned a long time ago…
A burp is but a gentle breeze emitted from the heart.
But when it takes a downward turn, it then becomes a fart.
Now farting is a pleasure for it sets the bowels at ease,
It warms the bed, it scents the sheets and it suffocates the fleas!
Blue
A bit off topic but reminds of a ditty I learned a long time ago…
A burp is but a gentle breeze emitted from the heart.
But when it takes a downward turn, it then becomes a fart.
Now farting is a pleasure for it sets the bowels at ease,
It warms the bed, it scents the sheets and it suffocates the fleas!
Blue
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Bluetongue1
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What is a snake’s favourite song?
“On the road again. Just can’t wait to get on the road again. …” Willy Nelson.
“On the road again. Just can’t wait to get on the road again. …” Willy Nelson.
mrs_davo
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Sorry, butI had to borrow this - I love it.....
A bit off topic but reminds of a ditty I learned a long time ago…
A burp is but a gentle breeze emitted from the heart.
But when it takes a downward turn, it then becomes a fart.
Now farting is a pleasure for it sets the bowels at ease,
It warms the bed, it scents the sheets and it suffocates the fleas!
Blue[/QUOTE]
A bit off topic but reminds of a ditty I learned a long time ago…
A burp is but a gentle breeze emitted from the heart.
But when it takes a downward turn, it then becomes a fart.
Now farting is a pleasure for it sets the bowels at ease,
It warms the bed, it scents the sheets and it suffocates the fleas!
Blue[/QUOTE]
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Bluetongue1
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There you go…the perfect replacement for the traditional “S’pose a root’s out of the question?”
Instead you ask “Do you want to come back to my place and have some time with my snake?”
If she looks offended or says no… then you simply reply “I thought you were into nature and that you might be interested in reptiles. I did mention I was a reptile keeper didn’t I?”
If she says yes… then you don’t mention reptiles!
Blue
Instead you ask “Do you want to come back to my place and have some time with my snake?”
If she looks offended or says no… then you simply reply “I thought you were into nature and that you might be interested in reptiles. I did mention I was a reptile keeper didn’t I?”
If she says yes… then you don’t mention reptiles!
Blue
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