Single herpers

[Mudimans]

I've met 6 out of 18 of my friends. I just fed 8 of my snakes, no poo or pinkies popped out. I'm a little sad about that now I love feeding my big coastals, when they have just about finished their first rat i place the next rat in their mouth so they don't have to do the whole "I'm going to kill you" thing.

Damn it Matt, your like 405 posts more awesome than me.
Amy, use my imagination? You really think i'm going to imagine you with pants on?

 

[-Matt-]

I aint going on no damn camping trip! Yall think I’m cheap and easy anyway...

Oh I can see this getting good again tonight!!!

 

[AMY22]

Amy, use my imagination? You really think i'm going to imagine you with pants on?

Well hey, if you like them cheap and easy, obviously a lot of guys here seem to like it that way...

 

[DanTheMan]

Good news every one, my computer screen just **** itself so now I have a 32 inch plasma on my computer desk, kind of hurts my eyes but I'm happy.

I aint going on no damn camping trip! Yall think I’m cheap and easy anyway...

You are coming, and that's final! It wont be complete without you there Amy :cry:

I've met 6 out of 18 of my friends. I just fed 8 of my snakes, no poo or pinkies popped out. I'm a little sad about that now I love feeding my big coastals, when they have just about finished their first rat i place the next rat in their mouth so they don't have to do the whole "I'm going to kill you" thing.

Damn it Matt, your like 405 posts more awesome than me.
Amy, use my imagination? You really think i'm going to imagine you with pants on?

We'll I out run Matt in post's, I am superior, bow before Christ!

 

[Tuatara]

I aint going on no damn camping trip! Yall think I’m cheap and easy anyway...

Its cool Amy... we can go on an Amy only camping trip without these boys

 

[Guest]

Its cool Amy... we can go on an Amy only camping trip without these boys

Can I watch???

 

[DanTheMan]

Its cool Amy... we can go on an Amy only camping trip without these boys

That'll be pretty lame, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be too keen on going camping by herself. Since it's an Amy only camping trip, you can't go Keith.

 

[-Matt-]

That'll be pretty lame, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be too keen on going camping by herself. Since it's an Amy only camping trip, you can't go Keith.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA for some reason I nearly cried I laughed so hard at that!

 

[-Matt-]

We'll I out run Matt in post's, I am superior, bow before Christ!

Oh well now we all know who to go to when we want to find a name for our new snakes, or when our snakes are hiding during the day so they must have cancer.

 

[CountryTriton]

What the hell have I done?

 

[-Matt-]

What the hell have I done?

I LOVE YOU :lol:

You've created APS history mate, you will never be forgotten in these parts!

 

[AMY22]

Its cool Amy... we can go on an Amy only camping trip without these boys

Woo hoo! It’ll be just like Thelma and Loise. Who needs boys anyway? They only want one thing. And to think Dan still wants to be friends after he agreed with what Matt said...

 

[Tuatara]

No there's not. There's you and Keith, and the trouble with Kieth is... Well she's Kieth.

and to think.. I was just about to say cool I thought your photobucket pics were.. oh well!! Yeah talk mean all you like Danny Boy, I know you are just intimidated by an older woman

That'll be pretty lame, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be too keen on going camping by herself. Since it's an Amy only camping trip, you can't go Keith.

Buhahahaha you are so funny Dan... I am going to have you for lunch Puppy

Can I watch???

Ofcourse you can Josh.. anything for you xo

 

[AMY22]

What the hell have I done?

We ALL love you! Hail CountryTriton!

 

[Tuatara]

Woo hoo! It’ll be just like Thelma and Loise. Who needs boys anyway? They only want one thing. And to think Dan still wants to be friends after he agreed with what Matt said...

That is it.. that way we can go skinny dipping without them perving on us!!
Boys.. dont worry hun, we just might see some real men out there in the wild.. ones that know how to handle their snakes and they can light our fires

 

[AMY22]

That is it.. that way we can go skinny dipping without them perving on us!!
Boys.. dont worry hun, we just might see some real men out there in the wild.. ones that know how to handle their snakes and they can light our fires

It can be our revenge roadtrip, I need to get my mind off breaking up with Dan, find some men who know how to treat a girl right, they won’t be looking for some cheap girl, they’ll be willing to spend their money on someone decent.

 

[trogdor1988]

Stop telling everyone about me tuatara .. But yes, ive dated and been "friends" with two chicks off aps... both insane im sorry to say lol.

 

[AMY22]

Well I’m going for my new years resolution walk, I’ll be back in a little while...

 

[DanTheMan]

Oh no, looks like we have a bunch of feminists on here now, forget it guys, they're creating a female broke back mountain, we're all barking up the wrong tree.

I forgot to mention Keith, I actually play the drums, guitar and piano (not these days though, I learned it and got over it pretty quick when I was younger, but can still remember), your loss.

Stop telling everyone about me tuatara .. But yes, ive dated and been "friends" with two chicks off aps... both insane im sorry to say lol.

I'm not surprised, I'm never going there!

 

[Tuatara]

It can be our revenge roadtrip, I need to get my mind off breaking up with Dan, find some men who know how to treat a girl right, they won’t be looking for some cheap girl, they’ll be willing to spend their money on someone decent.

Oh yeah.. I am hearing you!! Some nice, rugged, more mature men with hot, tight bodies that can show us a real good time. They can light our fires and cuddle with us under the stars at night. Then take us home to their beautiful homes with world class herp rooms and in the evenings take us out on their boats and stare lovingly into our eyes while sipping french champagne.