So dismayed

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

Blue- i know but my guy is never truly naked cos he has so much chest hair, back hair, leg hair, everything is covered!!! He's my gorilla!! (and funnily enough, i always said id never be with a hairy guy!

 

[Bluetongue1]

sim6y,
So you were only foxing and do know the when and why of Valentine's. Maybe just avoiding the commercialism of it, eh?
Leaving the girlfriend to do the washing up on her own has certain merits but I am not sure being romantic is one of them... with or without music. Now had you stood there witht her, shoulder to shoulder assisting, with the occasional nudge, the odd not-so-accidental brushing against, and giving and getting little daubs of frothy bubbles on places they are not meant to be, then that might have been romantic....

newtolovingsnake,
That just adds weight to the old adage: "It's what's on the inside that counts!".

Blue

 

[Nighthawk]

Blue: would it make you feel less uneasy if I plaited my beard and tied it with a pretty ribbon? I find it easier to breastfeed that way anyway

 

[Bluetongue1]

Nighthawk,
There are times when I rue having a vivid visual imagination. This is definitely one of them. The wholesome image of a mum breast feeding her child will never be quite the same again... ribbon or no ribbon. I suppose I should be thankful for small mercies and the fact my own children are no longer children, so lactation is a thing of the dim distant past. I probably gives the kids something to hang onto or play with while suckling. No NO NO! Erase that image. Definitely NO.

I guess it would be highly appropriate to chalk this one up as a "hair raising" tale...

Blue

 

[vampstorso]

Blue: would it make you feel less uneasy if I plaited my beard and tied it with a pretty ribbon? I find it easier to breastfeed that way anyway

AHAHAHAHAHA

It's 3am, I'm laying in bed, the house is dead silent... and this just made me loose it! Props too you my friend!

 

[Bluetongue1]

I know what you mean and it's a hard vision to blank out. I even had to have toast for breakfast this morning instead of the usual bowl of cereal.

Blue